So there is this little thing called PAX Australia taking place in Melbourne on Nov. 4 - 6, 2016. Now there also was this awesome cat who worked here named Kyle. Add these two things together and what do you ge... read
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[CONTEST OVER, WINNERS MESSAGED] So there's this little game out. I believe it's called Heroes of the Storm, maybe you've heard of it? Apparently it is in fact a game, and it's free to play! Now there are characters and skins... read
Here's another big one for you guys, and just in time for screwing off homework! The awesome folks at ConsoleTuner.com are again, letting you pick your choice of console (PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 or Xbox One S), an opposing contro... read
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Welp. I'm diving back into Monster Hunter. Picked up Generations today (on sale for $30 at Gamestop), and I'm really excited. Haven't delved into one since Freedom Unite on PSP... read
So how about them penis's? Gotta love a good ole floppy meat stick. Oh wait, there's not penis in my header? Damn. Shark coming through a picture eh? Well, that's some pretty cool art and all, but I prefer good ole groin finger any day. No time to lament though! We have people to play and games to do! Let's get on with the show! read
Verdun is a realistic multiplayer FPS, set in WW1, that's been on Steam for awhile now (that's right Battlefield, you're late to the party!). You don't see those every day. Even rarer is that it has now come to PS4! The game ... read
I figured it's catgirl Friday here, so why not state something I'm sure many of you feel as well. I miss Kat. I wish Gravity Rush 2 was going to be here sooner. I mean, I guess I can waste some time in Prague, or blow up some... read
No Man's Sky? Pffffft. Give me hot dudes thighs. I don't need no damn sky. Just fleshy, muscular meat pistons. Actually before I got home to write this, my kid wanted a movie so we hit up the Redbox. NMS was just put in. SNAR... read
Here's a big one for you guys. The awesome folks at ConsoleTuner.com are letting you pick your choice of console (PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 or Xbox One), an opposing controller (If you get the Xbone, you pick a DualShock and vice versa), and of course, the Titan One. That's a helluva deal right there. Now some of you may be asking, "What's a Titan One?" Fair enough, let's check the blurb: read
Greetings! Your overworked, exhausted, and hungry Community Whorelord here. Another Friday, another fight. Speaking of fights, had an interesting scuffle at work last night. Ever had to tackle a stripper suffering a psychotic... read
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The awesome folks at Codex Worlds have given us 40 copies of their new game Infinium Strike, to throw at you all! Let's look at the trailer shall we? read
I'm exhausted (shocker, I know), so let's make this quick. You all check out Communicord? It's the new community run, sister server to the main Dtoid discord! We have FNF planning, show watching, porn, politics, porn, media d... read
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Ready for another giveaway? Good because on deck today, we have the popular strategy game Militia! What is Militia? Well let's look at a video and the blurb, shall we? read
I've been really fascinated by maps recently. Not sure what it is, but the shapes and curves really attract me. I get all excited looking at them, and I feel they get excited being looked at. It's fucking weird. Not quite sur... read
You know what they say, birds of a feather...
So here we are. First proper FNF in a little while (sorry, work is insanely busy atm). Let's get some fun going with each other. Who wants to scissor me? Who wants to just play games? Get the game player the fuck outta here, WE ARE HERE FOR FUCKING!
Ok, fine...
We can play some games too. I guess that's alright. Boring ass mother cluckers. read
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Steam sale? Naw, let's give something away. On deck today is a lovely little gem called: The Count Lucanor. What's it about? Let's go to the blurb from the official site: read
So it's catgirl day in the qposts. Figured I'd stay with the fuzzy theme, kind of. Honestly makes me sad as hell though. Tuesday I came home to find my best friend (non-human, or man this story would be weird), curled up wher... read
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Our fine friends at Desert Owl Games are giving you folks a chance to win copies of books 2 & 3, from their new game: The Huntsman: Winter's Curse (Book 1 is free here). The game is set in Universal Studio's Huntsman univ... read
Welcome to another edition of: Nanashi forgot to do the damn blog again. Our guests today are the tears of Dtoiders unable to sign up to host games, and the fury of his fellow FNF team members; all of whom, do their job.
Nann... read
So, apparently we are allowing Skynet to just hand out abortions now. Let it be known: I warned you all that this will end badly. One small step for human rights, one giant step for FUCKING TERMINATORS! You people have damned us all.
Well, with the impending apocalypse coming soon, how about we play some games together? read
The awesome (and patient) folks at Razer have three of their Leviathan Mini bluetooth speakers to bestow upon you all! These tiny but mighty, bluetooth speakers are pretty darn sweet, and have great sound quality. Here's some... read
PAX East 2016 is happening RIGHT NOW! And just like years past, the Destructoid community is there! I think... I don't know, because I'm not :(
Unlike me, did you make the trek to Boston this year? Then organize some meetups ... read
It's that time again. PAX East (a community meetup planning post is going up soon) is going on and FNF is a ghost town. FINE THEN. Enjoy all your awesome cosplay, cool vidyas, and meetups. I'll be over here, using my tears as lube. Killing randos instead of you guys. This is why Trump is winning. read
First off, give ShadeofLight a big round of applause. He's a real boy now. He is our newest Community Manager as well. We will do a proper intro soon for him (or rather his ass will, lazy Dutch..) though. This isn't his time.... read
Huge thanks to our very lovely, very sexy, very Australian: Nekro. He gave us the beautiful header you see above. Jed, normally you're pretty fuckable. Times you by four and animu you though? Me-fucking-ow. Fist me Mr. Whitak... read
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The awesome folks at Fishing Cactus and Roccat have been kind enough to set you folks with an awesome giveaway! What can you win? Well the grand prize is a brand new Roccat Ryos MK Pro keyboard and a Steam copy of Epistory. Ten runner ups will also receive a copy of Epistory! Not too shabby eh? read
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The awesome folks at Curve Digital have bestowed ten copies of Stikbold! A Dodgeball Adventure on us for PS4. You're probably asking just what is this game about? Well watch this: read
Bats and Supes aren't the only ones having an epic throwdown this week (Though ours will be much more fun). The always awesome, ever sexy, and my personal wet nurse, Steven Hansen is leading you into battle at 4pm today! Who... read
[Gallery] Swipe or use arrow keysI'm exhausted. The past month has officially done me in. Getting ready for a Title 17 audit sucks. Only 11 more months until the next one too. Yay! At least that crap is happening today (it's 3am PST for me right now). Soon it'll be time to sleep for 2 weeks. Sleep and kill all you casuals. Time for git gud with Uncle Phil, bitches. Mainly sleep though. read
Ten years of you assholes. Well, eight for me, but it feels like ten though. Dear lord, we are all old now. Thank God my dick still looks 25 though. No clue how he does it. Must be all the moisturizer. Anyway, Dtoid... ten ye... read
About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
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