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Captain Obvious: XBLA needs better categorization

In an interview with gameindustry.biz, Proper Games CEO (Flock!) Paddy Sinclair was willing to say aloud what every executive in the industry only whispers in the vast labyrinth of developer-only smoking rooms underneath the Earth. Fully aw...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Study shows that gamers are not shy nerds

Though you all were already totally aware, it seems that the rest of the world is finally finding out that their image of the stereotypical gamer is mostly incorrect. Gamers aren't the shy, lonely geeks they think us to be. An Australian st...

 
 
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Captain Obvious: Sony admits PSP needs more games

In a shocking blockbuster revelation, SCEA European big guy David Reeves has conceded to gamesindustry.biz that Sony is aware that the PSP needs a bigger game library. Oh David...I never thought I'd see you small and vulnerable like this . ...

 
 
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Captain Obvious: life should be more like a videogame

Jane McGonigal thinks that life should be more like a videogame. We're not going to argue.Last week at the South by Southwest Interactive Conference in Austin, McGoingal channeled the powers of Captain Obvious to tell her audience that pla...

 
 
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First PS4 rumor points to backwards compatibility

Gamer.tm says that Sony is looking for a software engineer to deal with backward compatibility for both the PS3 and an unnamed next-gen console. Next-gen console, huh? Unless Sony has changed their naming scheme, this would probably be the ...

 
 
 
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Perpetual Entertainment bails on Star Trek Online

More news from the world of Captain Obvious and his sidekick, Blatant Bullsh*ttery: Developer Perpetual Entertainment (now renamed P2 Entertainment) has announced they will not continue development on much discussed MMO Star Trek Online. Th...

 
 
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Microsoft explains Live outage causes

Over at CES, Microsoft representative Albert Penello confirmed the suspicions held by most folks able to perform basic deductive reasoning; namely that recent Live downtime and connectivity issues were largely caused by a massive surge in X...

 
 
 
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Captain Obvious: Brain Training DS does not improve cognition

I doubt the scores of wailing Japanese that buy these games and their hundreds of knock-offs will care one whit about this news, but science doesn't lie. Despite celebrity endorsements suggesting otherwise, theyre is no hard proof that the ...

 
 
 
 
 
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Captain Obvious: Parents frequently bungle game gifts

My mother, without fail, would ask me to make my Christmas list every year. Like clockwork, she'd take it, go shopping, and more or less ignore it. I think it took a fit of hysterics at age seven or so to get her to finally listen to me. To...

 
 
 
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Obvious: Unreal Engine 4.0 in development

During yesterday's tour of Epic Games' beautiful Cary, North Carolina offices, producer Jeff Morris showed us a few things. Epic's gorgeous mo-cap room; Epic's outdoor basketball court; Epic's break room; Epic's bathrooms. Morris also gave ...

 
 
 
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You can do it, put your back into it

When I'm not quoting Ice Cube, I'm busy playing video games, much like many of you. I'll be honest: my back and neck hurt like nobody's business after long gaming sessions. It may seem like a job for our very own Captain Obvious to tell you...

 
 




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RLZ

The hero we need these days :

 
Alphadeus

I found an old video of me playing whatever I feel like while wearing the Dtoid shirt (which no longer fits It didnt get many views then, most likely the case But if you want to learn more about me, the best way is to listen to my piano

 
Chris Moyse

Hey folks, it seems that the weird image issue Videos are fine, pics are Ill reach out to support today and hopefully they can Its unlikely to happen this week - as were hittin the weekend, but hopefully will get sorted soon x

 
Sleeeves

Ive been getting back into music theory recently, so fuck star signs - what major mode do you identify as?

 
RLZ

Cant post pics ? Well Ill post a random video ! Hahaha, you can break me ! I mean cant, you cant break me !

 
Seymour

Best Bruce Wayne - Michael Best Batman - WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING

 
RiffRaff

Have a great day! Stupid meme in the

 
Sweaty Dungus

Been watching the Seinfeld AI hell simulation last few days and it’s really the most productive application of machine learning I’ve seen thus A fascinating little diorama that will slowly nurture itself into overtaking our reality, with any luck

 
mullon

I dont want to go to Whats the point of going to bed, it just brings you closer to stuff you dont want to

 
CycloneJoker

For a week Ive had no internet aside from my TheInterns writing made that suck quite a bit Kudos to your skill,

 
 

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