I am not a parent, as evidenced by the existence of this post. Nevertheless, I have undergone the most realistic and grueling parenting simulator know to man: Skyrim. (Skyrim Wiki) Here are just a few of the things I've taken away fro...

I know they aren't called Sloth Monsters. But I was twelve so I had no idea what they were. Plus we had AOL dialup with parental controls so I doubt I could have found anything before being kicked off by my mother picking up the phone...