Hello, mister. My name is rexwolf2's avatar, and I don't have no parents. Will you be my daddy or mommy? I'm a good boy, I swear! THIS IS A PLAGUE THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION. LITERALLY DOZENS OF ORPHANED AVATARS ROAMING THE STREETS OF ...

It has been a year since my first blog. How do I start, and what do I say? Destructoid has become such an amazing part of my life, I don't know what I'd be like if I hadn't found it? I guess it would be best to start by talking (once aga...

Hi. How are you? I'm fine. It's been a while, hasn't it? I know it has, and I have missed you so, Cblogs. I really mean it. What? Who told you about me running off with Chat? No, we are strictly friends an- How dare you call chat a slut! Yo...

Hey, it's been a while since I've posted trivia, hasn't it? (The answer is yes.) Anyway, the battle for the blog is back, and let's go over the rules, shall we? First to answer wins a point. Google is allowed. First to five gets to send ...

This month�s musing topic is multiplayer. Like nearly everybody else, I have had countless amazing and fun times playing multiplayer games. However, the most fun I had was when I didn�t play by the rules- of the game, that is. Instead, my f...

Rex, PI is a series that I won't blame you if you don't know. With a long gap between every single installment, many people have either forgotten about it, or weren't around for the last one. You can read the story so far right here, and pl...

Oops. Anyway, to the points! 1 point each for SoJTuna, Lawofthermaldynamics, Smurfee McGee, and HandsomeBeast! 2 for DynamoJoe! And 3 for Occams Electric Toothbrush! You know the rules, and you know what you're fighting for. On to th...

So, we here at Rex software have decided that, even though you fellas love RandomWolf, it needs a reboot to appeal to today's children. So, expect fewer colors, less Nintendo, and hard rock to replace the planned jazz and chiptune for this...

Due to my current distance from a computer, you are just going to have to imagine the picture. Currently, the point total stands at: 1 each for Tuna, Law, and HandsomeBeast! 2 for DynamoJoe! And 3 for Occams! (who I may just have to giv...

[Yeah, sorry about not posting this. I�ve been busy. Very busy. Anyway, this is the fifth installment of RandomWolf and� I have no idea what fifth installments are supposed to mean. Let�s get on to the ramble. Yet another addition of r...

Sorry about the absence of trivia lately; I've been busy. I've been busy. I'm going to keep this short, because there's a RandomWolf I'm working on that'll be up by today or tomorrow. Law and (Not-so)HandsomeBeast each have one point! D...

As I read through this month's series of musings about difficulty, I think about the games discussed and chuckle to myself. "Hell, I'd never be able to play through those games," I say. While I may be a bit hard on myself, I do have a ...

...but never in our hearts. Think of this as a StB-Lite, and if Bey actually writes one this week, it'll be pretty awkward. Anyway, let's get going! We are now at the fourth installment of this decrepit and self-deprecational series! Af...

So, it's time for another trivia challenge! Here's a score check: Law: 1 point DynamoJoe: 2 points Occams: 3 points. It's still anybody's game, folks! So, I like Bit.Trip RUNNER. After (fuckin' finally) destroying Non Trotski, the ...

To begin, let me just say that last week was a break week for me. Posting two blogs a week takes its toll eventually, and I need some beauty rest. I'm going to need to hurry up, because I'm going to be heading off to an orchestral present...

Hey, look! It's Rex, PI! It's taken me far too long to release this, but it's not the only Episode three that people have been waiting for... Since it's been so long, you can catch the previous episodes in this nifty little hidden blog! Al...

Now we are at the third episode of RandomWolf. The characters have been introduced, the setting has become familiar, and we are about to start going into actual character development. Are you as excited as I am? Probably not. Hey, who wa...

It is a beautiful morning here in Rex-Land, and I thought that it might be a good idea to bring all of you swell fellas some trivia! I know that it hasn't been on time lately, but there have been legitimate reasons for that, and I'm just t...

To begin, I must say that I am sincerely sorry for taking this long to post the trivia, but I do have good reason. As the title implies, I was riding out the wave of piracy-themed blogs so that the post didn't get lost in them. Frankly, I...

Where it all began... Many of you are probably familiar with the webcomic Brawl in the Family. Written and illustrated by Matthew Taranto, it is one of the most light-hearted and fun strips I've seen on the internet. Dealing with all so...

Wait a minute, did I forget to do something yesterday? ... Wait, I forgot the trivia? Anyway, it's here now, and all is well. As it stands, Occams (epithets come later in the competition) is the first on the board, with one point. ...

Hey, I actually did get around to writing a second one of these! I know I call this a random thought blog, but the thoughts aren't completely random. That's why, at the beginning of each edition, I will now post an unfiltered stream of co...

Not so long ago, right here on Destructoid... REXWOLF TRIVIA When the RexwolfTrivia contest first appeared, it was viewed by many as a fun diversion, but it got ugly, quickly. Soon, several frontrunners appeared: The young Chancellor Dix...

[A long, long time ago, December 30th to be precise, mrandydixon became the first winner of the prestigious RexwolfTrivia competition. Not long after, he sent me a prompt for a blog, and I proceeded to work on it, forget about it, work on ...

Hey, Rex. What are you up to? Oh, not much, I'm just writing my monthly musing. This month's topic is "2010 Sucked." Then why do you seem so happy? It doesn't look like 2010 was sucky for you, at least as far as I can tell. Well, tha...

An explanation Or, why this atrocity exists Hey, does anybody remember my "Friday Funtime/ Saturday/Sunday 'Stravaganza? After doing those for a while, I realized that I never did anything interesting, nobody played the flash games, and yo...

First, just let me say, WOW. I had no idea that everybody would like my fanfic so much (part one here if you haven't read it), and so here I am, writing the second chapter! I worked long and hard on this, and so I hope you like it. Also, s...

Welcome back to RexwolfTrivia, everybody's favorite trivia competition that has gone wildly out of control! In an effort to alleviate that, I'm laying down some rules. 1:No new entrants allowed! The contest has to eventually end! 2:If you ...

Hey guys, I�m sorry to keep you waiting for RexwolfTrivia and �Rex, PI,� but in the meantime, here�s a bit of the stuff I got for Christmas, with impressions to keep it from just being a list. World�s Best Mug So, a lot of you folks know...

After the fantastic reception and subsequent TopSaucing of my last blog, I decided to try my hand at another fan-fiction. This sets the scene, so it's a bit short. Enjoy! It was late at night, and I was drifting to sleep at my desk. S...