David woke to thunderous knocking at his front door. Angry and ready to tear someone a new asshole, he grabbed his baseball bat from the closet, ran down the stairs and threw open his front door, ready to start pounding whoever it was ...

David woke to thunderous knocking at his front door. Angry and ready to tear someone a new asshole, he grabbed his baseball bat from the closet, ran down the stairs and threw open his front door, ready to start pounding whoever it was ...