Well now it seems like my images wouldn't even copy/paste properly! I'm sorry I'm so lazy. If you want to check out the full thing with images and not-wonky formatting, check it out here! Otherwise enjoy and comment away. Sound Shapes...

I've started a new blog. Wait no! I still love you guys and love to see your comments. I thought about copy-pasting everything onto a dtoid blog, but formatting got pretty wonky (see also: my last blog about Sonic 1). You guys deserve ...

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega Genesis, 1991) For far too long SEGA has been peddling its (mostly) garbage Sonic games on the loyalty of a very disturbed and confused fanbase and the very powerful, inexplicable sense of nostalgia gamers have...

A fellow Dtoider blogged earlier today about his ideas for a Twisted Metal reboot; it reminded me of a time, circa 1997. After a bad report card my mother began rummaging through my backpack, looking for all my undone homewor...

Ah, the TMNT trilogy on NES. Not really a trilogy, but whatever. These are the kind of games a mother may buy for her child, and so that child might feel loved. Or something. Turtle fever is in full swing; what started as a simple black-...

I've long preferred Burton's pair of Batman films to Nolan's noisy, bloated, self-serious behemoths. But hey! This is meant to be about video games. And how the four very different games based on Burton's first 1989 Batman film kinda-sorta ...

FFX Spoilers, duh So there I am, having killed Seymour (again, maybe) and approaching the 'point of no return' - you know, that point in JRPGs where the world suddenly opens up and you're given free reign to explore and grind and unlock ul...

What? Where are you going? No, don't leave, it's the last one, I promise! There's more to me than Captain America games developed exclusively by Data East. Honest! So here's one you might not know. Remember when Primal Rage looked cool? ...

Not only did Data East make an awesome Avengers beat-em-up that sort of reveled in its own mediocrity, they ported it to NES like so many other classics. Except "port" isn't the right word; it's an entirely different game. In a time where...

This is what kids ate their vegetables for. Well, I did, anyway. I don't know what it is about this game, but I've played it countless times. Clearly I am a sick person.   The fact that I will always get a kick out of the dialogue and ...

I'm trying out old games that I either missed or, for whatever reason, never worked for me. Pull up a chair. Image courtesy of MobyGames Here we are at last. A game - and entire series, really - that has never quite 'clicked' for me. Adm...

Enjoy a little welcome music, from one of the greatest opening themes ever. Mission statement. Well, that sounds formal. Some people have their trophies and their achievements and their high scores and their 100% game saves to validate ...