C:\> DSTRTOID.COM /U ROBOTBEBOP /?
Destructoid.com version 1.337.
Copyrights (C) 1980-1989 NieroSoft.

ROBOTBEBOP is a video gaming enthusiast.
ROBOTBEBOP is located in CANADA.
See /? CANADA for more information.

Commands available for ROBOTBEBOP:
- /E - Command ROBOTBEBOP to eat FOOD, default PEROGIES.

- /S - Command ROBOTBEBOP to sleep.

- /P - Command ROBOTBEBOP to program something.
** WARNING: Use this feature at your own risk! the PROGRAM subroutines can (and frequently will) cause severe sleep deprivation and possibly even destruction of CRITICAL SOFTWARE DATA.

- /B - Command ROBOTBEBOP to drink BEER.
** WARNING: Use this feature at your own risk! the BEER subroutines will cause performance slowdown and possible memory dumps. The severity of these issues will depend on how many times BEER was used in an hour.

- /G - Command ROBOTBEBOP to game. Default SFIV.

For more information, please RTFM.

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