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long john reviews: Resident Evil 7 At Capcom HQ: "how do we bring back that shitty RE5 yellow tint filter?" "huh I've been watching this series called 'True Detective'..." 5/10


been some months out of here and I almost regret coming back after reading some comments on the "fake gamer girl" article hope you guys are paying the staff in gold (specially comment reviewers) heck as warren zevon would say, "shit's fucked up"


Okay now that I got to the seaside it got MUCH better, no more Shiva on my way, bigger spaces too. The inventory is a bit small but this game is more FUN than I remember playing only parts of it. The introduction is unfair to the rest of the game, I'd sa


Man I'm playing RE5 and while it is fun and everything, the camera is TOO DAMN CLOSE, Chris occupies half of the screen , and fuck, when I can see where I'm going Shiva is in the way. But it's a great game, fun stuff.


I added instruments to this song Holmes did, hope you enjoy https://youtu.be/rESYlqYW7Vk




you might want to reconsider messing with me


Transformers Devastation on the other hand seems to be pretty good all around, except for the generic Platinum nu metal soundtrack. At least this one doesn't have vocals!


Dishonored is so pretty visually, the places it has are beautiful, too bad the game attached to it sucks so much.


Dude Dishonored looks SO GOOD, I love the visual side of it. Too bad the game attached to it sucks so much.


THERE IS A CAT STREAM GOING ON AT https://www.twitch.tv/truth UR WELCOME


THERE IS A CAT STREAM GOING ON AT https://www.twitch.tv/truth UR ALL WELCOME


folks be FREAKING OUT over random gender assignment in RUST, I'm dying from laughter


Hey guys there's a video ad about snowboarding mofos that doesn't even allow me to pause it and it's fucking up my browser so I'm sorry but I'm putting up adblocker for a while, will turn it off again in a week to see how it responds


In my perfect world, Dead Rising would be the series with the bigger mod community ever. But let me write longform about it...


It's almost 4AM, I just got home from work. I have a hot dog and pineapple soda. Don't you mees with me.


Just wanted to say that I love and admire everyone that works here. I know I'm bitter and hateful towards companies a lot of the time, but I'm still very grateful for the folks who bring me the news. If I make a bitter comment, its about companies only


I had Saitama in my avatar way before it was cool... But I'm so happy he's famous now! Onepunch Man is brilliant, I'm glad everyone is enjoying it now! Yay :D


This is the best gif ever. It is also the inspiration for the next Zelda game. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr%20.gif


I just though of something: Capcom should re-release RE1,2,3 and CV on the 3DS The graphics are low and I'd LOVE to play them on the go Also, Outbreak if they're feeling funky. It could be great for short sessions, online, AND no voice chat, like N love


You guys know Mii comes from Miyamoto right? Forget that "me" stuff, that's not true. Now I just want to know if his Mii is called Miy or Miiamoto.


I wish I was indestructible, I wouldn't even bother with elevators y'know that's my dream


Hey huh can anyone help me with PC stuff? I mean hardware computer stuff. I have an AMD processor and a Radeon video card, the processor used to give me trouble but it's cool, it's the video card that's overheating. Any hints as to why? Thanks!


Hey uh sorry to post this here but admins: Dtoid is giving me random Avast notices, I'm guessing one of the ads currently running is responsible, just wanted to say this because I turn off Adblock for you guys and plan to continue doing so.


just a shoutout to remember that SMT Nocturne FUCKING RULES let's enjoy that memory


I'm drinking some damn fine coffee


About long johnone of us since 10:10 PM on 05.28.2012

I started playing games as a kid, on the good ol' atari. To this day my favourite game ever is Toejam & Earl on the genesis. I dig a lot of games, specially "odd" ones (pepsiman, courier crisis, urban chaos, tokyo jungle).