LOS ANGELES, APRIL 1--
Destructoid blogger and noted retro-gaming and aquatic mammal enthusiast Chad Concelmo was arrested today on Interstate 5 after his truck was pulled over for a routine check. Upon inspection, police discovered that the trailer was filled with salt water and five dolphins. Concelmo's mugshots
Concelmo was unavailable for comment, but his attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, said through a statement, "My client is clearly innocent. Just look at his face! When my underage partner and I are done investigating, we'll prove without a shadow of a doubt that he was framed. Probably by rival 'Reverend' Anthony Burch. That's how it usually works for me, at least."
RetroforceGO!, a group Concelmo is known to have been associated with, has not yet released a statement. We will let you know when and if they do. UPDATE:
RetroforceGO! spokesperson and noted paragon of JOURNALISM Geraldo Beedog had this to say: "AMAAAAZING"