Sorry for making this a short one, guys, but I tried posting a long thank you with a sonette last Tuesday and the Dtoid post editor ate it up. I think it happened because the title disappeared and I clicked post without a title. I don�t kno...

So I was checking out a fail blog a few cblogs under this one and I clicked on the Chrono Trigger DS japanese site again for no reason at all. Lo an behold, a timer has been added. Doing some Jr. Matlocking, a.k.a. basic math, I discover...

Gay post is gay, but true Today, I must confess my love to Ron Workman and Destructoid. It all started with a simple contest. EternalDeathSlayer was having a contest in which the prize was a 1600 MS Points card. I participated as best as...

Before being a regular (albeit kinda unknown) at Destructoid, I used to be a very big community member in a site called DS-Play. After a bit, I got promoted to editor and later on, moderator. The site spread into a network and because of th...

Crappy pics provided by 2megapixel cellphone cam. In before "power-glove missed this": So I was about to start a singing carreer (shut up, I got stuck on expert drums and guitar) and the first thing I noticed when I signed in was this: ...

Recently, I got my hands on Ninja Gaiden II. As anyone who played the original Xbox's version of Ninja Gaiden, I was pretty excited to find out how the game had changed with the leap of generations. After checking out the newest Rock Ba...

So through amazingly arduous work (read: piracy), I have obtained the game that everyone's waiting for: GTA IV. First thing I noticed was how well done the intro was and how it exhumed that whole GTA feel (there's some S&M going on right...

First of all, I'd like to inform you, EDS, that even though I'm Mexican, I'm elligible for the MS Points because I have a US account that I use for Rock Band DLC and other stuff. Anyway, why do I need the free MS Points? Well, it's simple:...

I might make this a feature of my blog if you guys like this. Maybe I'll do it even if you internet-rape me. I was searching the internet for hawt ladies last night along with an internet buddy of mine (UKer) thanks to Ron's reference to T...

*sigh* More shit happening. This time it doesn't involve drug lords and abuse of authority, though. So after the story told in my previous blog, my parents were really worried about me. They accompanied me to the station for my stolen/conf...

First of all, I failed at my quest to get the all powerful pics. Someone please shop a few, k? Anyway, let's set the bases of this event. My parents went to check on my sick grandma, my brothers are out, I'm home alone. It's 1:20 a.m. and ...

So a guy in another site was asking for ideas for a Mario comic. Everyone started saying the usual shit. "OMG Mario on magic mushrooms." "z0mg lyk u shud make sumthin like taht mario has seckz and then sez this b easier than saving peach" ...

As we all know, this holiday season will be awesome for gamers. Thinking about this, I set out to make a list of the games i absolutely must get and play from this day to about March 2008 (it extends until March due to delays of some games ...

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well, i guess this is a pretty old video but i shall post it to see the flaming and/or "z0mgz funny LAWLZ", aka teh lulz i wants me some schoolgirlz

Anyway, since God has been saying I suck for the longest time, I thought I'd finally post something. You know, so the big man approves of me. Well, here's a vid I found a while ago and rediscovered tonight while checking my YouTube favs ...