It's coming out you guys! Like Adele to a cake or Cookie Monster to Walter White, I have legitimate sources on the inside of major company's, such as Little Debbie,and Crack Cocaine, a subsidiary of major market seller "I'll Suck Yo Dick ...

Also, I miss some of you guys but I have to save up money for this guy from Nigeria. I'm gonna be rich, bitch!

Deal with it.

Girl Cammy- You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my last bewbs entry....

It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples myself, the reas...

I've seen a lot of hate and fear and misgivings being thrown around due to this "news" article that I skimmed through and read the first five or six comments of but then it reminded me of comments on CNN.com and I poked my eyes out and it...

You're old now dtoid lol Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it. Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that I'd still be v...

Am I doing it rite?

I'm delaying my blog about Bratz Horse Challenge's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly. 10. That one reviewer, the fat one I don't particularly hate him, but I've lost all respect for him...

Bioshock 2. No controller support on PC. You tards say that PC gamers should stop whining and use KB+M. I'll tell you why you're a fuckshitcock. Ok, this is a GAME FOR A PC. ...wait, what was I bitching about again? Be sure to re...

James Sterling in his past life as an Anne Rice vampire. Jim "Burrito" Sterling has a secret. A secret that he's tried for years to hide, be it behind his wife, his country, or his PS3. Because the PS3 is big and black. But to this I say,...

So I started this blog. Happy New Years and things, bitches.

With the end of the year fast approaching, and with all the good games to come out this year out, I thought I'd tell you about some great games that you may have missed, be it due to ignorance about the title, not going to "those" types of ...

As reported earlier today on Kotaku, Medal of Honor is "rebooting" it's series in the modern day and throwing off the shackles of fighting a war in the past. Because present day wars are cool AND topical. But what are they going to do, an...

Dear Diary, It's been a long time since I've written in you, so I guess I should start back at the beginning. I've been in a dedicated relationship with a girl for a long time. I've been faithful to this girl, we'll call her "Sally" for ...

This gonna be a loooot of loooooove, so get yer scroll fingers ready. :D And finally, Fuck yeah, dtoid. :D

Hi kids! So as several of y'all know, I'm from Texas, home of the Whopper. We also hosted a little vidja game conference the other day, or several, and I figure I might as well get on here and give a little comprehensive recap of what I did...

There has been, released not so recently as to be new, yet not so long ago to be old, a game on the market that sneaks up on you with it's greatness. I'm so simple, the game yells at you in it's first levels. Where is your god now, it asks ...

Years ago, when I was but a boy, I had a game system that ruled all other game systems, designed by a company that ruled all other game companies. That system was a Super Nintendo. That company's name was Nintendo. But lately it seems tha...

So I was searching the internets this morning, and over at drudgereport I found a link to some exclusive, new Resident Evil 6 details. These are EXCLUSIVE and NEW details ABOUT the NEW and EXCLUSIVE game Resident Evil 6. They're so new, and...

On the front page, which I try to make a point to avoid, I accidently saw an article entitled Variety gives five reasons why Resident Evil 5 isn't very good. Let me go ahead and make a counter argument. But first, a lil rant. What the fuck...

So, a few weeks ago, maybe less, probably not, I don't know my short term memory is destroyed, a fellow by the name of bludesign(dvddesign for those of you living in the past) came by to visit. Among NOT giving me some games for mah PS3, wh...

Everyone does it, whether they like to admit it or not. You do it. I do it. Hamza does it (sometimes several times a day). It's not that we're all lonely, or even that we can't find anybody to do it with, it's just sometimes you'd just ra...

Alright, I'll bite since everyone else and their dog is doing it, even if I hate to reveal ANYTHING on the interwebs. Most of you older kids should know most of this stuff, but you young'uns might not. 1. I'm pretty much one of the most la...

***Not all people who post on Destructoid are mindless trolls that are a scourge to legitimate gaming fans. They post only to feed off of the "masses" or "target audience" for dumbed down or those who are just plain too stupid to realize th...

I play too many games at once. It's a well known fact to me, and it's a problem because I end up not finishing any of them. For instance, right now I'm playing Persona 3:FES because I want to finish it before jumping into Persona 4. Durin...

Among the glorious gems that came out this year, a lot of rough got in with the diamonds. As opposed to all you tools with your "best games that I complained my way through because Destructoid didn't pick it A#1 Duke of New York game" lists...

We've all been there. Hands gripping the controller tightly, beads of sweat running down your forehead, mouth contorted in a grimice of pain and confusion, while on the screen in front of you the "Game Over" panel is about to rear it's ug...

Left 4 Dead game of the year? What the fuck Destructoid? How could you pass on such pretentious artsy fartsy games as Braid? I mean, it had watercolors. WATERCOLORS! Left 4 Dead doesn't even color it's water, much less have a painting fee...