Dearest dearest filthy awful desperate cloying masses, You love Dtoid. You love the cblogs. You love chocolate. But do you love the lack of Shenmue 3 content on the cblogs? No. You don't love it. You hate it. It is the single worst aspec...

Previous chapters make you happy. Go press your eyeballs firmly against them. Prologue Dixon Chapter 1 Dixon Chapter 2 Dixon Chapter 3 Dixon Chapter 4 Dixon Chapter 5 Dixon Chapter 6 Dixon Chapter 7 Dixon Chapter 8 Dixon Chapter 9 Dixon...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 10 BENEATH DOWNTOWN CHICAGO In his wifi-capable cave, hidden in the subway tunnels, ...

The next installment has arrived for your cerebellums! Here are the previous chapters for your consumption and digestion. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter...

Is this your first chapter of The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid? I shall allow your un-Orwellian cerebellum to get caught up on the story so far. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 C...

Chapter 7 Narrator X - No one will ever hear their cries. Yet the world will remember them. DTOID HQ � CHICAGO The hangar was silent, except for the bleeps and bloops of The Silent Cookie's 3DS. He ignored the pain in his shoulder; the m...

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 6 Narrator X � Lord Father Miyamoto, please grant them safe passage to your shiny ...

Death is divided into chapters. Funerals abound. The universe laughs at your plans. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter ...

Death becomes us. Destructoid is done. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 4 Narrator X - Good evening. I am Narrator X...

Here is chapter 3 in your new favorite series on the Cblogs. You may check out the previous installments.� Love your collective deaths. Destructoid shall crumble. It is all your fault. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Ch...

Let us rejoice at the arrival of Chapter 2 in the new, epic Cblog series presciently titled The Devastation And Destruction Of Destructoid. It details the final days of our beloved Destructzord. It assumes we will not conquer the galaxy. ...

Dearest filthy perverts, I bring you Chapter 1 in the epic Alternate Future saga called The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid. You will suffer. Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapte...

Dearest filthy pervert readers, let us rejoice at the arrival of The Devastation and Destruction of Destructoid (or TDADODTOID). It is a new epic series here on the cblogs. You might have heard of Alternate History. Well, this is Alternate ...

Many times during the duration of our enduring lives and subsequent post-lives, those among us who keep firmly planted amongst the withering candles and metaphorical swamps of debate, we stumble blithely upon crazy fucking shit. Such is the...

Dearest Dzord, How many times in your life have you been subjected to people referencing Katie Couric, Tara Reid, The Zodiac Killer, Hot Pockets, MTV, and My Funny Valentine all in the same interview? Answer: Nevers. Until now. I brin...

Hello dearest followers emergency transmission: I shall do my best impression of a rapping zombie: Yo Mike Czech one two one two, I just wanna give informations to you. A new Humble Bundle has hit the shelves and we can go buy it... FOR OU...

Transmission begins proximately. Beginning. Now: Hello dearest people. I have conducted a Inter View with the PK493. It says it is human despite being obviously related to HK-47. I don't know if I can continue to inhabit a world in whic...

Dearest dearest filthiest peoples: Here is an information for you to enjoy: I speak with the Strider who is Hoang about videogames. YOU SHALL HAVE ENTERTAINMENT::::: 1: Dearest StriderHoan, why are you a human? I'm not. I'm Asian. 2:...

May I please make a controversy? � Here is the controversy: I am not alive. (DON'T GET ANGRY!!) I realize that some of my undeceased brothers and sisters become angered when I talk about life and unlife. Some think that, in order for the Pr...

Dearest dearest followers, this week we have a sparkly interview with a self-identified filthy human. Its name is CaimDark and it has given us insights which can be used against humanity at some point. My questions are in bold because they ...

Dearest comrades, I have a gift for you. Part 1 of my stunning and gorgeous Zombor Compendium is available for super-duper free. And it is dedicated to all of you disgusting demons. If you want it in an HTML-ish ebook, go here. If you ...

I have discovered a startling discovery::: There are humans (REAL HUMANS) infesting our beloved Destructzord. Hencely, we must begin a project of dialoging with them in order to gather more informations. Secret informations. If you are a...

Ryan the Redemptor, possessed of purest joy. Unbridled, shaking laughter, from jokes he did deploy. The Bombcast was his canvas, the microphone his brush. A fine and funny writer, his medium did he crush. We mourn the loss of Ryan. We wi...

This week we shall see the beginnings middles and endings of a festival called E-Threepio (or "E3" as the kids say). It is the Electrical Education Expo. Despite the name, they only allow videogames to be exposited. Go fig. A bunch of id...

Dearest dearest dearest comrades, I have captured the M Randy Dixon. What shall I do with it? The Dixon appears below the Molyneux headline. Should I kill it? Your leader, Zombie Orwell

Insoeverasmuch as we shall perpetually become into contact with "teh vidjugarmes" it shall remain our solemn and sworn duty to protect their graphical faucets and assets from those who would commit spectacular wrongness against aforesaid "v...

For those of you wonderful specious zombies who haven't read my previous blog about the latest music phenomenon sweeping discotheques worldwide (europop), here's the short version: There is a robot who made an album attempting to infect h...

DZORD IS FOR LOVERS!! Specifically, lovers of the zombie who is Orwell (who is me). It is also for lovers of europop, which is a dance craze conquering discotheques worldwide. Obviously it is easier to hunt humans in dance clubs, due to ...

Hello idiots. JUST KIDDING! That is humor. =) Anywise, this Orwellian zombot has spent some time watching the internet explode in an orgiastic rage ejaculation after Microsoft blubbered on and on about a black piece of plastic. They cal...

Dearest comrades and comrettes, I have taken it upon myself to become the keeper of lore for my beautiful Destructzord. This is truly an honorable and laudable move on my part. Very selfless. Here is some recent Dzord lore which has cau...