It's that time of the year again folks. where the fanboys come out, gear up with their keyboards and spellcheckers, and we all laugh at the ensuing chaos that is E3. But somethng else also happens at this magical time of year. No, not mo...
So two weeks ago I decided I needed DOTA . Not want, but NEED. I proceeded to show my need by following a complete stranger into a van after being promised candy, even though I asked if he had DOTA 2. The next two days are fuzzy BUT, I do...
So it's been a while since I've done one of these but it seems my stupidity has only grown since the last time I did this. Which can only be a good thing (or bad, depending on your point of view), since I have all these built up ideas to sh...
1. Thomas 408 up, 94 down The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in be...
Hey you. YEAH YOU. YOU WITH THE COPY OF MASS EFFECT 3. The entitled f**ker who's demanding a different ending to Mass Effect 3. You're 3.5 BILLION YEARS of evolution... FUCKING ACT LIKE IT YOU POMPOUS TIT WART. Also I don't have Mass Effect...
Hey what is up and welcome to another crappy ass tasting blog where nothing gets accomplished, procrastination levels get over 9000 and you all want to kill me that little bit more painfully. Also I give advice on improving your love life, ...
F**K YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS/PROTOPLASMIC BEINGS. Can you tell I didn't get a Valentines card today? Because I totally DIDN'T GET A VALENTINES CARD TODAY! When the only thing you have to look forward to is Paula Deen and her coo...
What is up my Nigerian princes and welcome to another brain meltingly bad blog done by yours truly. Another fun fortnight has passed and many pairs of under have been changed. Because, quite frankly, I get shit done. Sexy blog time... INITI...
Well hello there my dear fellows and welcome to another blog in which I act out my fantasy's with barbed wire, blow torches and Paula Deen's refrigerator. Another eventful fortnight has passed and I have yet to sleep so let us begin. F...
So heeey... Been a while. 3 weeks? really?! sorry about that but I'm Muslim and had all these backed up holidays and I had to use them. Any who... Well I picked a hell of a time to disappear with everything that happened. So lets jump ...
Hello my dystopian Necrophiliacs and welcome to that time of week where I basically vent my anger and rage at kitties and sickeningly cute pictures of the world. No guess that the VGAs have a part in this weeks blog so feel free to tune ou...
Hello and welcome to this weeks poorly written blog for news from the past 2 weeks. Yes, last week I had a very bad case of the "Kill all the nuns and hide the body's". Or as you call them, Mondays. No worry's, I managed to get the blood ou...
Hi, Hello, Sup, Greetings, Salutations, What up bitches and any other welcome that you freaky marsupials use greet each other. I'm a teeny weeny bit late but I had errands to do and skeletal dragons to kill. Also I Herped the Derped all the...
Before I start this weeks blog and begin the assault upon your brains a heads up of what I've done for the past few days: SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM. Well some other games came out to but who da f**k cares. Ther...
Bit of advice before I start this week, NEVER ask an Eskimo to dance. Turns out dance translates into "eat my guts while I still live" and don't ask how I know this. Just another one of those weeks. Hopefully that hasn't put you off the Esk...
I'M BAAAAACK. Grab you pitchforks and light your torches because I'm bringing sexy time back. well, kind of I mean... screw it, I have self esteem issue's and there's not a damn thing one of you imaginary pickle lovers can say about it. I'm...
OW HAI. HOW ARE YOU? HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE? These questions and many more rolled through my head this past week. Trying to find out the meaning of life, or the purpose of rotten fish. But one question pops up more than any other... why the h...
Well hot diggity damn it's that time of the week again. Unfortunately not many things caught my artistic eye this week. Yeah I said artistic, you think I've never heard of leonardo dicaprio and that Mona Lisa he did. Also I have no chance ...
And here we go again. Except i'm a bit late this week. Why you ask? No you didn't so stop pulling the bull's nut. Well instead of padding this non-sense out lets just stick our head up the chickens hole and get it done with. Thatgameco...
Hey what do you know it's that time of the week again where I, the rejected son of platypus makes another attempt at writing a coherent bit of English and failing like Britney Spears at life. I actually managed to come up with more than thr...
So hey what do ya know. People actually like that stinking turd roll of a post last time. So hell why not do another one, right? I mean it can only go down hill from here. So lets get this little cluster shit-storm underway shall we. As ...
So I had this bright idea (by bright i mean stupid. and by idea i mean brain fart), were i would put awesome (stupid) pictures that were related to gaming news. Hell I'm bored and if you're reading this you must be to. If this ends up annoy...
About Welshedderzone of us since 4:57 PM on 06.09.2011
I'ma guy with ADHD, Dyslexia, Dyspraxia and a cool little spot above my eye. Also arthritic.
It's that time of the year again folks. where the fanboys come out, gear up with their keyboards and spellcheckers, and we all laugh at the ensuing chaos that is E3. But somethng else also happens at this magical time of year. No, not mo...