Firing Chris like that is the kind of kindling that has burned down better websites.

Here we go. Gory, grimy, but juuust cheeky enough.

Here we go. Gory, grimy, but juuust cheeky enough.

Is Games Workshop okay? All day my feed has been blowing up with Warhammer video games. Like, dude, Boltgun was great. Chill.

Boltgun kicks ass. Scratches my boomer shooter itch.

Death Dealers, the first part of my Necromancer A.F. series, is free in ebook format on Amazon until midnight, Saturday. Treat yourself, a friend, your dog, whatever! Enjoy! (Link in comments)

Okay Dtoid. Scuttled Seas, Book 6 of what was the Alex Fossor, Necromancer series, but is now known simply as Necromancer A.F., has been launched. Links in the comments!

*Scratches "Dream Job" off his bucket list.*

A friend drew this up for me. I had a good, long laugh over it, and maybe fans of my books will, too.

Started a new job as a designer at Wyrd Games last week. I've written freelance fiction for their Malifaux tabletop skirmish game since 2016, so landing this was a bucket list dream job, for sure.

I can't believe I'm up to five of these. But I am! Hope you guys are having a great 2023 so far!

While I've never been a fan of country music myself, my dad would play the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas Album every year. It was the bane of my life during my edgy anti-everything phase, but these days, it's nostalgic. Merry Christmas, Dtoid.

Just one more week until The Callisto Protocol and I can get my Dead Space fix. Pic related.

I am infuriated with Alberta weather right now. Every day since Wednesday I've been shoveling. Fuck right OFF, snow. NOVEMBER JUST STARTED.

So despite telling me I have notifications, Disqus won't let me look at them. It takes me to a page telling me to 'sign up'. HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVE NOTIFICATIONS THEN, DISQUS?

Someone draw Lady Demitrescu as a Silent Hill 2 nurse and watch the horrorfap community die of dehydration.

Anime idea based on current trends: Cammy White raises a small Killer Bee clone-child of Bison while also beating the shit out of Street Fighters. Juri is the deceptively crazy aunt with a tragic backstory and touching big-sister arch and everyone cries.

Doubt.

Darktide was alright. More show than go. Deep Rock Galactic remains the gold standard, imo. Still, Ogryns.

Midjourney made a not-terrible rendition of my boy, Alex Fossor.

This joke feels like it was crafted for this community.

Summer Status:

Geese Howard says have a fantastic Hump Day, you magnificent sons of bitches. #ismybirthday #isbueno

My internet was out for 24 hours.

A sort-of #selfietoid to reflect how I feel about my new son.

#Striptoid

This... egh. Wow. Talk about bland as brown toast. The attempts at quirkiness are pointless, the narrator sounds bored, the game moves like a walking simulator. Classic monsters deserve a better take than this Blade 3-level effort.

I think there might be one or two people on this site that will find this funny.

Stand up now, fix the problems now, or the next generation will be so oppressed they will hold you responsible for letting it happen, and they will burn down everything to be free of it.

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