I lost my gaming V-Card at the tender age of 3, when I was spoiled rotten with a new Nintendo 64 and a slew of titles. Since then I've been an avid gamer, constantly itching to get my grubby toddler hands on a new game. And a good four ye...

Since the wee age of three years old, I have been obsessed with racing games. Ever since I booted up my Nintendo 64 and played Cruis'n USA, racing games have always had a special little place in my heart. I loved the absolute flexibility ...

Hello everyone. Today I recently purchased this filth known as "Splinter Cell: Conviction". As many of you know, the story follows this asshole named Sam Fisher while he searches for his daughter in a race against time. Along the way, yo...

Hell yes! Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here to commemorate one of the most amazing and deadly weapons found in the modern shooter: the automatic shotgun. Often overlooked and unfortunately replaced by longer-range weapons (read: Leet...

Hey guys! This is Corporal Coolkid of the 22nd Sniper Squadron. Today I'm going to teach you MY way of playing Bad Company 2. You know, the right way. I hope these tips and tricks help you on the Battlefield (lol), as they surely helped...

There's an arcade about 20 minutes from where I live. It's a very quaint place; and by quaint I mean awful. Half of the machines don't work, there isn't a single game more recent than 2005 (seriously), and it's almost always barren. This...

Picture this: it's sometime in the (hopefully near) future. Over 75% of the world play games on a regular basis; the game industry is booming and an Xbox is seen in homes as much as refrigerators or TVs. Just last Wednesday, Destructoid j...

The "Bad Girl" is an interesting device used in modern media. They are used to represent lost love, convey a sense of corrupted beauty, and so forth. Many just pass off the "bad girl" character as sexual exploitation, but if done correctl...

[WARNING: You are about to write an extremely whiny rant. Brace yourself!] You reload your M4. You look down the sights. No enemies anywhere. You walk down the corridor. Boom. You died. A camper has struck again. I'm sure you hav...

Ok I'll be blunt: I've never played a JRPG. Never. Never ever. I havn't even thought of picking up a Final Fantasy game, nor have I played and of the "classics" like Chrono Trigger or Earthbound. I've always been a fan of Western RPGs, ...

And here's why. Many of you do not know this, although I've made it a point in my other blogs, I am a young gamer. At the age of 15, I'm often grouped in with the "adolescent" crowd. The actual age, however, is not the problem. Call me ...

Or, how to make it more amazing than it will be regardless. I am a huge Valve junkie. I have basically the entire Valve Complete Pack off of Steam, except I bought it all separately as the games came out. I'm hardcoar and shit, yo. Kidd...

You saw right, folks. Zeno Clash 2 has been *officially* confirmed by Chilean developer ACE team. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/05/19/11853/ From Rock Paper Shotgun: I'm pumped, how about you?

I am going to start a series of blogs pertaining to my annoyances with games and gamers alike. The nature of these posts are going to be extremely controversial in the world of Destructoid. Please take all of the rantasciousness with grai...

Sure, sure. I could talk all day about how epic Samus's boobs are, but do you really want to see another post about them? Of course not, it's overplayed! What about the girls who are just one tier below the likes of Samus and Tifa? It's...

The signs are around us, fellow Dtoiders! Isn't it obvious that this so called H1-N1 "Swine Flu" is merely a ruse for the bigger threat? Let's face it, all factors of this "flu" point to zombies. Why else would the world's government s...

Why hello there my dear Dtoid. Before I start my post about this completely awesome and under-appreciated game, do you like my new blog header? It took me all of 30 minutes, which is like, the most time I've spent on anything...other than ...

The year is 2002. I'm in 3rd grade, and Kingdom Hearts is making it's first commercial appearances on Cartoon Network. I've just finished eating a plate of chicken nuggets and was getting up to bring my plate to the sink when some great m...

Snappy Intro: Hello o powerful and mighty Destructoid community. I am the DRM Master (Clever, huh?), and I am a long time lurker, first time poster. This is (obviously) my first post, so constructive criticism would be appreciated. Thank...