Hideo Kojima’s tombstone will read “Orwell wrong, Huxley wrong, Kojima right.”
psst, hey everyone you can come out now. ((The slimey one))is gone, I think our fake exodus plan worked. Finally we can post without subjecting our minds to quiet neat indiegames…oh fUck I think he heard me, I smell a 2D metroidvania no one bought
Everyone on the internet is looking for the next big social media platform for the [redacted] to ruin but maybe it would be better for society to splinter off back to the days when niche forum nerds ruled. God bless this community's future
What's cohost? Ah forget it, I'm goin down with the ship lads.
Slimey is good, but not perfect. Sadly he has failed to account for ZORTCH (rookie mistake). In the wake of this historic bungle, I feel no choice but to step up and seize control of Slimeytoid. The Dungletoid world premiere of Zortch begins NOW. Zortch.
One of the toughest trade offs of my adult life continues to be 'coffee table or huge ottoman?' -- and no, we can't have both.
"The monster isn't even scary, it's just annoying and I hate hiding from it" -person who is more afraid of the latest horror game than you could ever know
Wasn't expecting the 'nuanced' // 'just asking questions' // 'lets hear from both sides' documentary on disco elysium's IP theft to be an exercise in character assassination, but here we are. Exit the vampire castle, woke moralists.
Super enthusiastic Yakuza fan at my local game shop asked why I was trading in Yakuza 3-6. Didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I thought they were mid.
New Amnesia is looking simply phenomenal. I cannot wait to be trapped in this hell hole.
THE TRUTH about Shitting My Pants at Applebees - HONEST REVIEW
Shadows of Doubt is fifteen bucks on fanatical if anyone is interested in becoming a procedurally generated voxel detective boy with immersive stealth elements.