It's been almost seven years that you have been stuck with me and it will be no more than that. I'm no longer Features Editor of Destructoid and am heading off towards something new. I leave you with 3,560 articles, an almost 100-epis...

It's almost Xmas and boy are my arms tired! Things are really winding down here into the holidays, but that didn't stop me from writing two real cool articles today that I enjoyed doing a lot (Cell games: I tried to build a pacifist utopia ...

('dis an anniversary post, not a goodbye post!)   Hello friends and sex bots. Four years it’s been now. Two as Features Editor. Long time, eh? When I started with Destructoid -- May of 2011! -- United States president Barac...

Birth from A La Cartridge on Vimeo.   Howdy folks. I was going to link to my second to latest cblog, in which I waxed poetic about the year anniversary of the death of A la cartridge, but my cblog profile page is disappeared...

Hi.   Zombie Orwell's blog about skullfucking navel gazing books by people that are basically this guy or, just as bad, Jonathan Safran Foer or Dave Eggers or David Foster Wallace or whatever, reminded me that ...

Why do I only write cblogs on or about Halloween, apparently? My last one was Halloween two years ago. Anyways, just getting weepy over the impending one year anniversary of the last episode of A la cartridge, RIP in pieces. That was ...

Just the tips... Halloween is tomorrow. Technically today for some of you. Let me, Screamin' Hauntsen be among the first to wish you a happy night of ghosts and goblins (or of Ghosts'n Goblins, your plans depending). Some things to remem...

Who am I? Steven. I'm a San Francisco native who seems to have stumbled into a writing position here at Destructoid. How droll. I like to look critically at games and deep beneath my craggy, cynical, sarcastic facade is a hopelessly naive i...