Tales of Vana'diel: Desert Goblin Nuke More Coming Soon Bio: It is said that all it takes for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.
So when my village was burning, I chose to drink bourbon.
This is around the time my Spirit Guide chose to intervene. I suppose enough was enough, there's only so much an ass can take.
An ass, by the way. My Spirit Animal is an Ass.
Imagine my dejected mood.
I mean, he didn't even bring marshmallows.
You may think roasting marshmallows doesn't mix well with bourbon, or the deaths of everyone I know, but this was Honey Bourbon. Excellent stuff.
And fuck those guys.
Interests: Sarcasm.
Alcohol.
Lindt White Chocolate Truffles.
Entertaining Stories.
Collecting.
Sleeping.
More Sleeping.
Notable Favorites: Lunar I&II
Popful Mail
Earthbound
Phantasy Star IV
Xenogears
Dragon Force
Chrono Trigger
Valkyrie Profile
Y's (ALL OF IT NOMNOMNOM)
Super Metroid
Tactics Ogre
Parasite Eve
Valkyria Chronicles
Breath of Fire 3
Granstream Saga
Grandia
Final Fantasy VI
Mario RPG
Shining Force
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Gather now younglings, on this weary cold night Away from the windows and lock the doors tight. For the world of Darkness is not for the living And frankly you children are irritating. So settle down, quiet, little Hume, Chase not the E...