Tales of Vana'diel:
Desert Goblin Nuke
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Bio:
It is said that all it takes for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.
So when my village was burning, I chose to drink bourbon.
This is around the time my Spirit Guide chose to intervene. I suppose enough was enough, there's only so much an ass can take.
An ass, by the way. My Spirit Animal is an Ass.
Imagine my dejected mood.
I mean, he didn't even bring marshmallows.
You may think roasting marshmallows doesn't mix well with bourbon, or the deaths of everyone I know, but this was Honey Bourbon. Excellent stuff.
And fuck those guys.



Interests:
Sarcasm.
Alcohol.
Lindt White Chocolate Truffles.
Entertaining Stories.
Collecting.
Sleeping.
More Sleeping.



Notable Favorites:
Lunar I&II
Popful Mail
Earthbound
Phantasy Star IV
Xenogears
Dragon Force
Chrono Trigger
Valkyrie Profile
Y's (ALL OF IT NOMNOMNOM)
Super Metroid
Tactics Ogre
Parasite Eve
Valkyria Chronicles
Breath of Fire 3
Granstream Saga
Grandia
Final Fantasy VI
Mario RPG
Shining Force



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