Before I go any further, let me first just say "THANK YOU OMG" to Justice, or Poetic Justice, for making this bad ass drawing of some sort of Caleb snail hybrid.. I think I shall call him, Snaileb. :) So my Destructoid Merch arrived in...

Better known as Weapon X! This movie has been the first of many X-Men spinoffs that you can expect. Besides our furry clawed friend (no not that one) we will be seeing Magneto The Movie. All these movies will be of a long series called X...

Thanks GayGamer.net, for this disturbing image. Wow, I've been gone for almost 2 months, and it seems everyone has already taken alot of time to devote themselves to Friday Night Fights. That's what it's all about right? Gamers, getting ...

Hey Destructoid! Center my pictures! No I don't want to upload them to your server! Well besides from all the superhero hype and video game related garbage that makes it to the big screen, here's another childhood killer on the horizon. ...

Good evening robots! I don't usually blog on the weekends, but I thought I'd stop by and say hello. I saw alot of good GI/BI blogs, and can't wait to see what makes it up to the front page next. Congrats to BigP. I bought Devil May Cry ...

I have no clue if this can come to light or not, after the whole Gamepro slip up. The rumor first started as a RARE Christmas card sent out to people, with a stocking that read KI3. I can't find the article anywhere or I'd link you..(upd...

This is breaking my tradition of film blogs, but this was so hot I had to share. I'm really surprised no one has brought this to our attention earlier. You see, our dear ol Britini Martini has a swanky job as an editor for GamerGirl.com, a...

Lately all I've been doing are the News in Film blogs, and they help quench that need for writing and selfless feeling of contributing to the community, but a man can only blog for so long. I didn't even really have a title for this, since ...

First, I know what you're thinking : "Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Generic Spoof Movie 3 were utter crap!", and you make a good point sir. This will be alot different, alot less rushed, and absolutely alot more funny. From the direct...

Oh yes, you heard that right!! I had to hold back on putting 10 exclamation points at the end of the freaking title! Oh please let this happen. Sorry.. about that. Anyways, while Marvel movie studios are busy pumping out those money making...

Jack Brooks is an ordinary (besides being Canadian) man, who has an ordinary pluming job, with ordinary phobia's. Unfortunately, these phobia's were not spawned by ordinary tragedies. As a boy, Jack Brooks witnessed the horrible murde...

As much as I hate putting a question mark at the end of my blog titles, this one is truly perplexing folks. I can't get enough of these rumors! From my previous blog, you'll notice how Marvel and WGA have finally kissed and made up! Yay!...

Oh man, this is excellent news!! I feared the worst for this movie (besides from the crappy cast), and I really didn't want to give anyones hopes up so I didn't feel the need to post any of this info. Now with recent news telling us that...

Hello Destructoid! I know how many of you are rabbid movie fans, and I was asked about this particular series of blogs that I discontinued. Well hopefully this is the epic return, because if I decide to continue this then it will be the onl...

Once in a while there are great films that change the way we visualize certain mythologies and take us to that new feeling you experince whenever said movie makes its debut. This is no different, and I hope you feel the same. I've been keep...

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SPAM! PENIS TOO SMALL? DONT SPEAK ENGLISH? NO PROBLEM!!! LULULULULZ NO WAIT, I HAVE ONE VIDEO TO SHOW YOU! ITS JUST ONE! YEAH AND ALL THESE GREAT ARTICLES SURROUNDING ME? IGNORE THEM! 1000 COMMENTS FOR ME! BECAUSE ...

Hey Destructoid, long time no blog. I haven't blogged in so long, "God" has been telling me how much I suck for about a week! Well like murder, the first one is always the hardest, so let's just get this out of the way now so I can continue...

Until this video, I never really understood Japanese humor.

Won't you be my second player? I like long walks in the cold desert, candle light fire fights, and nauseating vehicle smells. Perks are styled hair even after winning World War X, unlimited armory, and light baggage (Read : Armor for my...

I couldn't really find anywhere to post this in my last blog, so you shall enjoy it over here and like it.

Warning : This blog may or may not be extremely long, but in many more cases than one it should be worth it. Hey there Destructoid! First, I haven't had any internets all week, so let me just say Happy New Year! As late as a snail can ...

Destructoid, I have a confession. A nerdy one at that. You see, over the years I've collected at least tens of thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars memorabilia. Most preferably, the action figure. Yes, from the Millenium Falcon to Sith...

Ok, so I know what you're thinking when you read "CBM" in the title, but this is an actual Destructoid Christmas miracle. No, your parents didn't get back together and your dog is still dead, but Merry Christmas anyways. I'm talking of a...

Thanks to GuitarAtomik for unknowingly being the inspiration, if you want the shirt, go get it. Also a big heads up to the IRC for helping with the title. You guys scare me. Happy Holidays Destructoid! It's post Christmas time, but that...

Merry Christmas to everyone that didn't get theirs.

Max Vest & bhive01 get extra coal in their stocking this year for their epic photo skills. Hey there Destructoid! It's Friday again, and the holiday is upon us. Christmas is right around the corner! Going out to do some late night shoppi...

Well I wanted to get this one in here quick, and I did, so now I have time to actually review this sucker. I actually had to dig through a bunch of HTML to get the code, I can't believe it worked! Anyways, I'll say it first : this looks d...

Max Vest & bhive01 get extra coal in their stocking this year for their epic photo skills. It's the season folks, it's the smell of pine, the taste of eggnog, those paid vacation days, and of course Friday Night Fights. Yes, Turkey Day w...

That's all there really is to say. Except out of all the trailers I've seen (Bionic Commando, Street Fighter, Duke Nuke em, Ninja Gaiden) this has been the most dissapointing. Source : Megatonik

Dear Capcom, Hello! My name is Caleb, I'm 21 years of age and I like to play video games. I don't really enjoy myself if I haven't played a good game in a while. I get cranky, bratty, sometimes I'm even a down right prick. So I was wonderi...