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2014 was the year that taught me to take it easy

Laid back in my chair a few degrees from falling backward, sunglasses, a stupid grin on my face, I sip my virgin daiquiri, I pop on one of my older consoles, and I laugh. Laugh at all the fools playing their new-fangled disappointment...


In defense of what is 'not okay'

You know why I'm here.  I normally stay clear of topics like this, especially within the games medium. It's no longer easy to be so motivated to take part in intelligent discussion when said discussions can so innocently devolve ...


My Favorite Game: Finding a new favorite game

I needed a break from the, sometimes, slow-burn collectathon that is Kirby: Triple Deluxe (it's so FUCKING CUTE, though!), and that break wasn't to be spent playing more video games. Perhaps I've had enough for today.  But, what e...


VIDEO: What kind of Pokemon (collector) are you?

Some of you nerds play Pokemon. I'd wager a lot of you, actually.  A big part of the appeal of Pokemon (whether it's the cards, in the game, the figurines, the plushies, ANYTHING) is in the collection mentality. It definitely was...


SeymourDuncan17's 10 Favorite (NEEEEERD!) Fetishes

I love blog trends! Talking topics is very exciting.  It's innumerous, the ways in which people can enjoy video games. Some more obvious than others, such as things purely visual or having to do with the polish and feel of the gameplay. ...


Seymour liked this year's Big 3 conferences

As they should've, the Big 3 delivered. We are now officially well into the next-generation of (console) gaming, and the games are beginning to show it.  We have a very generous handful of new IP's, ambitious projects, and a newfound appre...


10 things you will regret reading about Seymour

A Kirby for each thing. What a great header! I don't regular the C-blogs quite like I did in 2012/2013, but I still take interest every now and again! Hell, I'm actually currently writing up something pretty ginormous that I hope you will ...


A quick Animal Crossing-related life hack

  I've heard of these... "life hacks". Simple though genius ways to (sometimes drastically) improve your stupidly boring and generally pointless life.  [Face it. We're all just dust in the wind.] Well, my hyper quality "life hack" is espe...


Thank You Gen 7: Bioshock 2

[Rather than do a general retrospective or Top 10 of the last 7-8 years of gaming, I decided to break each game down into their own little blog. Each of these games has made a huge impression on me as a gamer, so I have a lot to say about...


Seymour's Fact-Checked 2013 GOTY Awkwards

Destructoid? A word, if you please. What took place during yesterday's "Game of the Year" awards was just sickening. As I am typing, I am vomiting. Still vomiting. Eugh. It's everywhere. Why did you choose X over Y? Also, Z wasn't even a ...


VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail

I'm sleepy Seymour, and this is a video game.  Like most humans end up doing in the morning (or at night, I don't judge), I get up. Although, when I get up, I begin the day with either the Internet or video games. They're my bacon and eg...


Seymour's Big Boy Britches (video games too!)

In mere hours, I will begin life in the first house I've lived in since I was around 6 or 7 years old (currently 23). That's already pretty exciting! But, with that comes new obligations, a new (and much better) primary living quarters, a...


The one game I am truly thankful for

"BWAAAAAAAAH! THANKSGIVING!" It's Thanksgiving today! Or, the American Thanksgiving at least.  Another special day of the year to only think of video games. Because friends and family are overrated. You don't even always have them readily...


My 7th Gen: Despite all my rage...

When I tell people I think video games are only getting better, sometimes they disagree. I'm told how much better we had it in the 80's. Or the 90's. Or basically any point before the point we're presently at. Call it looking back with r...


Stay safe this Halloween! 10 happy games to play!

Halloween isn't the time for spooks, candy, and frilly costumes. It's the time for extra precaution.  Here are some unsettling truth bombs: Candy causes cavities! When was the last time a real good scare didn't dramatically increase your...


PSN's Rain: A brilliant joy, innocently ruined

I haven't finished Rain and, as things currently stand, I don't plan to finish it. However, I want to. I really want to. I really, really, really wish I could continue. But, I just can't. As I explain my perspective, you'll likely find m...


The 5 best Cr1TiKaL commentaries of All Time

Cr1TiKaL, as portrayed by animator Speedosausage If you were to bring up your distaste for LP's in a conversation with me (assuming you had one), I would grasp your hand, cup your shoulder, and whisper, softly, "I know, right?". Aren't th...


"Gaming" with SeymourDuncan17

On the Internet, I'm like any other anonymous, wannabe socialite. But, in the real world, I'm a shipping container of blazing BBQ Goldfish snacks. I'm ever so slightly interesting, with a talkative nature (granted you're the one who fires...


About Seymourone of us since 7:20 PM on 08.28.2011

Your resident sad queer and Shin Megami Tensei lover. Just don't ask me to place a name to most of the demons.

I also love musical sounds and even make them! Check it out!

Favorite Games:

Credit to Dango for this awesome side banner!

Honorable Mentions~!

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Enter the Gungeon
GTAIV: Episodes from Liberty City
Super Crate Box
Half-Life 2
Day's Gone
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne HD
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time
Dead Rising
Dead Rising 2: Off the Record
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
The Long Dark
Deadly Premonition
Team Fortress 2
The Darkness
Death Road to Canada
DKC2: Diddy's Kong Quest
Halo: Combat Evolved
Left 4 Dead 2
Elite Beat Agents
The Last Of Us: Remastered
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Xbox LIVE:iAmHammett
Steam ID:isthisusernamecoolenough
Mii code:I have one, but f- friend codes
3DS Code:I have one, but f- friend codes


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