Awfully Freaking Late Edition You thought you were safe, but alas! Does it get tiring to be so wrong, so often? Like Elm Street's Freddy, I'm here to haunt these cblogs with even more mediocre video game takes than the year previous! ...

After three weeks in a nightmarish limbo, my blog wrapping up my time spent gamering in 2021 is finally ready to scar the eyes of the innocent! First off, I'd like to give a hearty shoutout to the real capital 'G' that is Kevin Merser...

It's strange that I get such hesitation to commit to a blog post these days, when these words used to so naturally flow out through me. It used to excite me to spread my toxic takes to my fellow vidja apes, but my interest often wanes...

I'm super surprised to still see me going at this stupid little nerd diary of mine. Do I still actually care to be? Maybe, maybe not! Mysteriously, it seems I'm holding myself account, for once, to finish this whether I want to or not...

Afternoon, fellow cool kids! Welcome to the second of four blogs detailing what video games I've been kicking off my backlog, because clout trumps private matters nine times out of ten. And because I need validation of my opinions to ...

Oh my. I'm finally back to blogging! But, before you get too hard/wet, what you're about to huff in through your eye sockets is pretty low-hanging fruit. Usually, I would talk about my life as a convention-goer or general content crea...

GIMME THE MONEY This moment is amazing for two distinct reasons:  1.) I'm actually writing a blog for the first time in a year and... 2.) I actually finished a modest-scale project in the span of less than two weeks I am known f...

Fucking dicks! Looks like I took another unintended break. I'm scared. I've done nothing but YouTube via my PS4, Netflix, Tinder, and not sleep. I've been telling myself that this is just me getting used to my new(ish) apartment, but I...

Hey, ya penises!  Might seem like a wee bit absence to you, but a lot has happened in the past several days. Emotionally, it's been hellish. Soulfully, I feel it's less than absolute. Physically, that's a whooooole 'nother (and p...

I don't wanna feel like I'm taking any thunder away from Ninja. He might pull out a shuriken, slice all my clothes off, and embarass me in front of that girl I like from home room! But, in all the bluntest of honesty, I have issues th...

Hello! I am Seymour. You know me by my great choice of avatars and insightful comments about your favorite video games on this very site. Remember that time you thought "Wow, what an awesome comment that person made."? It might've bee...

Now that I have your undying, unfiltered love and attention, allow us to discuss something far more important than passing flattery: A celebration of not just you and/or I, but all us here at Destructoid. Namely, well, the very site i...

Source This blog thingy is, once again, semi-new to me. It's been far too long without a peep from yours truly, but there do exist some reasons for said absence.  Well. Lots and lots... and lots of mental anguish, mostly. Some of...

[Editor's Note: I have completed the campaign, almost fully-explored every hub (including grinding, public events, and incidental tomfoolery), completed several Adventures, but have done nothing past that. Take that for what you will....

This will merely be a stream of conciousness with some hokey pictures attached to it from various SMT/Persona games. If you wanna shoot the shit with for me for a moment, this blog might be for you! So, yup. I haven't been feeling 10...

I never thought to myself that a hypothetical Persona 3: Dancing All Night would actually be happening outside my brain. One of those scenarios that only an indulgent fan, like myself, would internally conjure as totally possible but ...

Source I think it's about time we reach out to the truth in regards to Persona 5's mean crime squad. The truth in that they are young, hip, rebellious funk lords who need crime and, occasionally, a little bit of loving. Too much of on...

Would you assume there aren't spoilers to be hand 'round here? Well, there are plenty of screenshots to enjoy. So, don't expect your virgin eyes to be spared completely. I spent a lot of time trying to nail down precisely why I find B...

Art by NAiK [Minor SPOILERS ahead for Breath of the Wild, just in case you're going in as blind as possible. Zelda's appearance, inconsequential mid-cutscene gifs, etc.] Millions of us have sat in our desk chairs, loins quivering, fru...

I don't often talk about my mental health around Destructoid. It's something I even typically keep away from my closest friends, as much as I may want to scream out about it from any pedestal I have the luxury of speaking from. Facebo...

[GIF file was too large for the QP's.] Holy shit. MUH DYUK. That the teaser was the first time mainline SMT has been on-point with the likes of Nocturne in a long time is a very good sign.    ALL ABOARD THE HYPE CHARIOT I...

Whereas some people might like doing their usual year end lists of awards for the good games and the bad, I, on the other hand... am doing the exact same thing! Breaking new ground is fucking tough. In fact, it is too hard! What do I ...

Take this for what you will, but I don't believe I was ever at all aware of Resident Evil until 4. For as enthusiastic of a gamer as I've almost always been, some of the industry's most treasured and/or inspiring franchises, back in t...

I sit here, at my desk, writing these words with my save file trembling before Apocalypse's very final boss. I have attempted it only once, but once may have to be it for now. It is a hell of a match, preempted by one of the largest d...

That's that! I've now wtinessed the power of three. My time at my third Comic-Con is over and it was, easily, the best one yet!  For this year, there was a slight change in venue. It's still technically the same spot, but with a...

This Friday and Saturday, I shall be attending my third Alamo City Comic-Con and, very likely, my third PAX South this coming Janurary as well and it's been very hard salivating my excitement. With the luxuries I have, you'd think it'...

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Naughty Phantom Pirate! Don't tell anyone! Not even your family or friends and especially not your uncle who works for ATLUS, but I was able to get my hands on probably half the Persona 5 soundtrack through... less than legitmate mean...

I've seen dogs that move like cats. I've seen trees that look like cotton candy. I've seen plants resembling the Marker from Dead Space. I've seen bears with fungus on their butts. Basically, I've been to a little bit of here or there...

Original by SalKitten Right. Video games? Let's get that part out of the way. Maybe Watch_Dogs 2 will be a lot better than it's daddy I can be angsty too first outing. Maybe EA's doing a good thing with EA Play to Give. Maybe Death St...