This week, I've done a bit of a switcheroo: All of the comments this week come from the Destructoid Community Blogs: The bastion of gamings most enamoured, brimming with zeal and purpose and grateful for the positivity and warmth of the c...

Have you seen my folding chair? It shines with dandelion hair. And when I go to sit, I glare, At its delightful derrière. And though it may seem strange, I swear; I want to love it hard right there. I'm captivated, in a snare. I'm...

This week I have been setting out remastering classic titles from the past for the modern generation, with their love of anti-aliasing and blooming lensflare. I'm sure you will agree that these improvements will help bring these classic ...

(brought to you by the Campaign to Render Assholes Palatable) No doubt you may have noticed that Comments of the Week is becoming a regular feature again. You may also noticed that I have the timekeeping skills of a drunk sloth with an ...

Welcome folks to another fun-packed intense season of worldwide commentary comment-off! We have already had some crowd-wincing action as the competitors have been struggling into their leotards for over an hour. It seems there is no end ...

Oh hey guys! How've you been? Oh yes I've been pretty busy now. Just lost my job though, so as I've now got a bit more free time on my hands I thought I'd catch up on some gaming news and... Wait a second. It's all kicking off regarding...

For my first foray in what the big boys would call a "satirical audio piece", I've concocted a hard-hitting interview series titled "Finite Lives." In the show I interview a series of (totally fictional) creative types about games, gamin...

The fierce midday sun tears into the unwary traveller to the City of Angels, and holds no pity on you as you limp to the corner of West 12th and St Figueroa. The crowd outside the Los Angeles Convention Center buzzes like an angry wasp as...

[When last we left our heroes... Captain Tincap was still cooler than a frozen cucumber on a cold day in winter, Private Party blew up a dog as well as a couple holes in an alley wall, Private First Class Session had a face sodden with...

Let's not tickle your balls here. You know the format by now, so let's get bloody started! 1. I’ve not been around lately. I’ll be back soon. Some of you may be wondering, “Who is this young upstart, masquerading as a member of staff? St...

0922 Hours – Operation Flawless Victory Private Chat - Alpha Team Bravo Special Ops Company War Hero Salute 26km East of the Baddistan border, the town of Ra's Al Ghul. The Chinnok S-class Superfly Special is equipped to carry 4 wisecrac...

Ok, so I was inspired by those alphabet playmats you get for children to make a Gamer's Alphabet version, to put on a t-shirt or whatever. Here is a draft of the design: The characters are listed below (including the series for which the...

It has been over a year since the phenomenon of "online passes" has been introduced, and yet the phenomenon has only affected me recently. Having recently bought a secondhand copy of Dead Space 2 online, there was no indication from the o...

Have you ever had sleepless nights worrying about an upcoming job interview (or boss battle)? I know I have. There are many different kinds of job interviews...

Hey guys. Enjoying this blog? Yeah I suppose you might be. Ever thought, though, that you may have wanted more? You know, the definitive blog experience? I thought so. ...

We're now officially over halfway through 2011. Looking ahead to 2012, we already know a good deal of what will probably happen in gaming over 2012, but what will improbably happen? Let's find out. ...

Hey TellTale Games! If you're not too busy, I'd like a word with you. ...

Hey guys! It's a big superhero reveal! Just like all great superheroes, I have my alter ego. The catch is that I'm not quite as mild mannered, and I am now revealing my true form as I am now officially Destructoid staff. Oh yes! What doe...

Welcome to Choose Your E3 Adventure! This is a special Choose Your Adventure-style blog that allows you to have an E3 experience without leaving your computer! Complete with everything you would come to expect from the world's premier vi...

Super Monkey Ball was a debut title for the Nintendo GameCube in 2001. Originally debuted in Japan in 2000 as an arcade game with a banana-shaped joystick, the main game has you guiding a monkey in a translucent ball by tilting the entir...

Drawing toy-like figures that crack wise about child molestation, acting disabled and mentally ill in order to secure a job, eating a friend's cat and drowning babies with testicular sweat. Just another couple of days at work for Christ...

It's April 29th, 2006. You, and about 20 of your friends are organised in the corner of a room just off a student union food court. Dozens of your student brethren are chewing down their lunch and gossiping about how stupid Nintendo was to ...

THE ORIGINAL MUST-HAVE TABLET REPRESENTIN' YO!! From Rumor: Silent Hill becoming a first-person-shooter? Eloquent, ponderous comments are not rare on Destructoid. They are rare from users with newb avatars though. This is the ...

I don't know if you've seen the film 9 (NINE), but it's pretty complicated. Prior the events of the film, an unnamed man referred to as The Scientist created the B.R.A.I.N. (or the Fabrication Machine) for peaceful purposes and to help ev...

This is the poster I have on each wall of my bedroom. And over my windows. And tattooed on my right foot. INTERESTING FACT: One of the creatures in the poster is not a dog. See if you can guess which one. From Weekend Destructoid: ...

Sorry I'm late guys. Just a short one this week. Blame Easter. From I just got F-Ked in the coffee for real [short blog] LET DREAMS TAKE WING From Blood Bowl is going to get legendary From Lost Planet 2 Multiplayer B...

I see comments of the week. Walking around like regular comments. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're comments of the week. From Ubisoft complains over Red Steel 2's 81% Metacritic...

HEY BOZOS! EXCELLENT COMMENTS. MAY I HAVE THESE CRAPHEAD? DON'T WORRY, MY MOTHER WAS A HARLEY DAVIDSON. From Counterpoint: God of War III is too long, boring TOLD Now, do your funny dance. Yeah. That's it. Your funny funny dance...

They go together like shamalamala, a bippity boop de boop. Best friends forever like whick-de-whick-de-whick do-wup a doobie-do. COMMENTS! From Fanboy Friday: Retared Anime Edition Fanboyism a good first step for a career in poli...

Tidings! Time to total the tidbits that turn truthful, tittersome or terrible! Rejoice in the rollicking review, reminiscent of resulting recitations from roving writers of remarks! Bottoms up! From Is blood thicker than Red Potion? ...