Headcanon: only WE called our own species as "humans." The rest of the universe referred to us as "Deathbreathers."

"Oh YES daddy! Pierce me with your 'Master Sword'!"

Let's also not forget that he banged a robot and his sperm is so powerful it made said robot pregnant with his kid.

They say you shouldn't say bad things about the dead, only good. So here goes: Carolyn Bryant Donham is dead. Good.

"You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time, the knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones, that's the knife that cuts deepest!" - Talia Al Ghul, The Dark Knight Rises

And this is why there is no Rodan movie.

Random Thoughts While Pooping Dark Edition: Regardless of what they tell you, your birth ruined your parents' lives and in worst case scenarios they never forgave you for it.

Looking at all the reactions over Markiplier's movie announcement and I can't help but flash back to the days of Heath Ledger being announced as The Joker. It's like people forgot actors have the capacity to grow and change because they're, well, people.

Challenge accepted!

When you're in co-op with an AoE character and the game has no "Friendly Fire: Off" option:

Random Thoughts While Pooping #12345678: I liked that algorithms are tracking my preferences. That just means that when I die, they'll be wracking and frying their logic circuits trying to figure out why I'm not drawn to their clickbaits anymore.

Hot Take Thursday: any metroidvania that does not present me with a stamina bar upon choosing "New Game" is a GOOD metroidvania in my book!

Really don't know how to feel about this.

Honestly? As far as funeral parlor ads go, this is pretty clever!

So it's the first day of Ramadhan, and the first thing I saw on TV when I woke up this morning was an ad for a new all-you-can-eat restaurant. Who says the universe doesn't have a sense of humor? Happy Ramadhan, everybody!

Because I don't want to feel old alone, let's play "I'm so old..." and provide the whippersnappers some trivias along the way, shall we? Example: "I'm so old I know that Red Dead Redemption was a SEQUEL. R.I.P. Red Dead Revolver."

It's hilarious that everything Phil Fish said in that fateful 2012 GDC panel now applied to just about every Ubisoft games and every other garbage game publishers in the West. Don't @ me, Ubisoft fanboys.

I asked ChatGPT to write an outline for a movie based on the Contra and Centurions cartoon series. It amused me how quick advancements in AIs are and how incredibly predictable big budget Hollywood action movies can be, because I got the same scripts.

What are the dumbest things you've said or heard as a teenager? No judgment, no hate, just things that you've heard and or said before you're of legal drinking age that today makes you shake your head going, "GOD that was real DUMB!"

As I sit here wondering if I would actually be watching and loving "Drive" if the trailer hadn't lied to me, please tell me your own stories where trailers/ads/promos blatantly lie to you about what the end product is actually about.

Random Thoughts While Pooping Hot Take Edition: saying "all superhero movies are the same" is precisely as stupid as saying "Ratatouille and Psycho are the same movies because there is a man who wields a kitchen knife in them."

While y'all be clamoring for Nintendo Direct, I'll be sitting here contemplating a Genshin Impact VA scandal. Link: https://twinfinite.net/2023/02/english-voice-actor-genshin-impacts-tighnari-faces-allegations-of-inappropriate-conduct/

Random Thoughts While Pooping Ars Goetia Edition: why are the Goetians called "demons" when a lot of their skills and powers are beneficial to humans? I mean, one takes money from the wealthy and divide it evenly among the people! How is that evil?

Thanks to a certain loud-mouthed Youtuber, I have discovered Inspirobot. My days are less grimmer now. Thank you, Inspirobot!

And y'all called me weird when I was simping over Rex's butt! I could've had a writing career, dammit!

You know what I hate? Corporations trying to take ownership of everything. A long time ago, sharing a funny meme is as easy as right-clicking and sending it to your friends. Now you have bullshit like right-click disabling over public domain materials.

Found this little gem, and while I get that this is a joke made by MTV, it amazes me how many things gets a pass by corporate executives back then as opposed to today.

Anime fanboys are the worst, and I'm embarrassed to call myself one in public.

Screw your UWU

Destructoid, what underrated or niche movie/TV series/cartoons/comics deserved a next-gen video game adaptation? Personally, I want a Mystery Men in the same vein as Gotham Knights. I mean, can't be any worse than the actual Gotham Knights game, right?