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Got baked and watched Freejack. What a blast from the terrible past. I love it, but everytime Jagger showed up, I just heard John Mulaney doing his impression.
Happy Memorial Day yall! Thank a veteran, and be safe!
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Don't forget to celebrate:
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Huge birthday shoutout to mah boy, Taterchimp. I hope its an amazing day, you beautiful soul.
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They told me to go hard, or go home. I told them I was an orphan with erectile disfunction.
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#Striptoid and a shitty life update w/ a small plea for help.
Huge birthday shoutout to one of the greatest people I know: Occams. I want to cover you in spray cheese, put on some Seal, and give you kisses from my desert rose. Hope its an amazing day man.
Huge thanks for all the kind words this weekend. If you've bought games from me, there's an update in the comments about that, as well as a general shitty life update. Trigger warnings for death, suicide, animal death, emo bs. Love yall.
RIP Mabel. Fucking hell. I hate this world.
Happy chocolate and candy is cheap tomorrow at Walgreens day!
I love spring.
Damn. Get that corn.
I'm in.
Cross your fingers that I make some cheddar, and don't fucking fall down and hurt myself worse. Genuinely scared to go back to rehab, but I need cheddar.
Holy fucking shit. I have a mint copy of Go Go Hypergrind. Holy shit.
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About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus: