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Today is one of those days where I want so badly, to just give up. Nothing goes right. Fuckery at every turn. But no. I sadly can't. People count on me, and I'm grateful for that. Days like today, that extra push keeps me going. Much love and hugs to yall


*bump4 60$ away* Upped the goal on the GoFundMe, as bills never change. Things are not going great, progress wise. Holidays, and govt agencies. Match made in hell. Anyways link in comments, and update on the page itself. Thanks for all your support.


Eat my ass after fourth meal, Wes. But have an amazing birthday too!


Happy birthday Panda! Hope you're doing ok, and that your family is too! May much rest and comfort come your way.


Pat. I made a new deck. Had two sweet unlocks this week, that had me thinking: I made a deck to counter the meta, what if I made a deck that was the meta? All the meta. Or at least most of it. Pat, I've made a monster. Been tweaking it all week. Almost


They have the balls to threaten you with 50% more Peeps, right to your face! It horrifies me less than the Pepsi x Peeps soda, so I'll give it that.


#Caturday This is my friend's cat Princess. She's a sweetie, and cuddles me when I stop by.


Sorry for the double post, but I was recently asked (again), why I'm an anarchist. It seems to shock folks, but I watch stuff like this, and have worked in health care and institutional settings for 20 years. Shit. How the fuck aren't we all?


Alright Pat, it's been awhile since we've whipped em out. Here's my top 3 current decks. Inside is my 3 backups, and my shitpost deck. I tend to stay around the 80s rank wise (Only 78 currently, been dicking around), and am at 2311 collection level.


A happy, and drippingly moist new years to you all. May your joy sacs be bulbous with cheer, and gurgling from chunky, clotting, mucusy joy. Keep your jowls safe out there, and shine like...


Soulbow, I'd wish you a happy birthday, but I hope you stub your little toe on every bit and bob in your house. May your socks always fall off your ankle, and may every drink you take go down the wrong way. Fuck you Soul. Fuck your bow too. Cunt.


I responded to a staffing emergency due to an outbreak. The outbreak is pink eye. It's an outbreak bc people were farting in each other's faces. Gods, I wish I was kidding. But damn, lol.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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