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How the fuck do yall work from home? It's soooo boring. I've been stuck in my chair all weekend, haven't been in one fight either. Tho there was a tense moment with Ollie over some French bread. But seriously, hats off to you folks. I'm going crazy(ier).
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This last week wasn't too kind on my body. So I ran to Calistoga on Monday, to soak in nature, wine, and good food. Trying to find some peace and heal. Not ready to leave tomorrow. Also, eat at Phyllis burger stand if you visit. One of the best borgs eva.
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Le Monday
#Caturday I made a shit sears style photo, to commemorate Hank and Ollie's love. OG in comments.
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While picking up this nifty trooper, the young lady working asked, "So you like Star Wars?" I thought she was fucking with me, and deadpanned back "No, I'm not a nerd." Much awkward silence was had. It was great. Worth the $15 for the look on her face.
Huge birthday shoutout to the amazing, awesome, adorable, and anally bleached: Taterchimp. I hope your day is as amazing and awesome as you are man. Mad love to you.
Rise up
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I'm a big fan of Once Upon a Tee. They have weekly collections of designs that can be shirts, hoodies, mousepads, etc. Figured this weeks collection would make some of you happy. Get em before they gone. There be Moon Knight and possums too!
It's nice to revisit your childhood occasionally, and remember the good times.
This cake did nothing wrong, and neither did your mother when she pushed you out her airlock. Happy Birthday to an awesome guy, that I'm honored to know, a founding member of the Council of Mikes, and man with no taste in waifus. Love you Torch.
Pick your favorite!
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When's payday?
The new Chaos Gate has no right being this damn good. We're talking Dawn of War/Space Marine/Mechanicus levels of good and beyond. Its not just good for a WH game. Just a damn solid, fun game period. My biggest gripe is the inquisitor looking Barbie-ish.
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About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus: