It's been a while since I've been here, but I just wanted to post a quick update to apologize for everything. I've let the community down multiple times and I'm sorry for that. I never deserved the luck I was given. It should have been someone else.

It's time for everyone to hate on Nekro because FF7 Remake is officially out in Australia. Square Enix released the game early in the region. Time to bust out that alternate region PSN account.

I haven't quite had the time to formally announce this, but yesterday was my last official day as Destructoid staff. I'm moving to the next step in my career and will become an editor over at TheGamer. I'm so thankful for everything Dtoid has given me.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

My buddies over at Game Attack will be hosting an Extra Life pre-stream tonight. All New Tier 1, Tier 2 & Tier 3 Subscribers during the stream will have donations sent to the Extra Life foundation to help the kids. Be sure to stop by and help them out!

Hey everyone, I will be meeting David Eddings tomorrow for an interview about Rooster Teeth Games and potentially his past at Gearbox. Is there anything you would like me to ask him?

If you're a fan of game streams and supporting charity, be sure to check out my buddies at Game Attack this month. They are holding a sponsor drive with all proceeds going to Extra Life. If you're an Amazon Prime member, you can even sub for free!

I'm on a laptop getting ready for PAX!!! OH MAN!!! This thing is slower than hell!

#striptoid #sundaystrip

This is important journalism.

Gonna take you RIGHT, IN, TO, THE, DANGER ZONE!

I feel like responding to comments is a losing battle. How come good intentions lead to insanity? =( I'm sad.

#BossThemeToid

For anyone wondering about Bioshock Remastered on PC...just skip it. I'll be doing a full PC port report, but the short answer is it's bad. I can't get the game to stay open for more than three minutes.

#CatGirlFriday

Kotaku wrote a post in favor of Zelda DLC. I think my stomach may have jumped out of my body.

I can't always clog the frontpage with Zelda news. I can in quickposts, though! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/771046445969321984

Catgirl Friday!

Phoenix Wright sale on the eShop. Dual Destinies is $11.99 and Trilogy is $16.99 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1263285

I guess this is tangentially related to video games.

Quantum Break will be launching on Steam in a DX-11 variant. Pretty exciting news for PC gamers! http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-08-10-quantum-break-launches-on-steam-next-month

Even though I only played Brut@l for about 5 hours, it feels like an eternity. The game can be fun, but holy shit is it agonizingly plain. Full review should be up on Friday. Can't wait to have my first official DToid review! =)

Either I really suck at RTS games or Command and Conquer 3 is super hard. I'm leaning towards the former, but holy fuck! I just want to finish the mission in a reasonable amount of time.

AGH!

You know what day it is.

Every time I close Command & Conquer 3, my computer does a soft reset. It's very odd.

Reviews for Suicide Squad make me think of Roger Ebert's response to The Punisher: Warzone. When did bad movies become so well made?

I somehow became a sex offender defender on the Jed article. Weird way to start a day.

There is a flier on the wall for some type of animal control company, but their abbreviation is A.H.F.A.P. One of the e-mails is rabies@ahfap.org. It sounds more like a Furry related company than anything else.

Phil's Discord chat is a success.