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Bump OK, I'm hosting the annual Dtoid Secret Santa this year. No pressure to join, but here's the invite: https://www.elfster.com/gift-exchanges/317ac251-67cc-4a42-9382-b6542b80e1e4/?join=mze3 I'd love to see the usual suspects if we can. Happy Holi


Qtoid is back up! 😂 Remember meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Damn, RIP front page engagement. That's a real bummer.


Happy birthday Ninja and Frosty! Hope it's just the one you want.


Happy birthday Ninja and Frosty! Hope it's just the one you want.


Can’t wait for the inevitable cohost post about usership jumping 500% during this week’s span. 😂😂


It’s yer feckin boy: https://cohost.org/PatBateman17


Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with these companies? Sabotage the site for what, a budgetary line item? Fuck that.


Life update - American Psycho in Latvia starting August sometime. I feel good about it and appreciate everyone's support as always. Stoked to get out of the US for a while, and do some traveling. All y'all in the UK and EU - hit me up!


Thanks America for another shooting, this time at a high school graduation. 2 dead were a just graduate and his dad. My oldest was there an hour before. How do you process through that as a kid, let alone adult? School year cut short. What a mess


The Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack is absolute FIRE. That is all. ~pat~


Wrapped Hogwarts Legacy after 33 hours. That’s main quest and about 90% of side quests. I know there’s the discourse and also the game itself absent its theme would be mid as hell. But I enjoyed it consistently.


The speed at which I went from - I'm not interested in Tears of the Kingdom, to: buying Vouchers, a bigger SD card, and preordering is pretty impressive.


Hey you - yeah, YOU. You've got this. You can do the hard things, make the hard choices, be true to yourself. Life is short, don't dampen a part of you for society or another person. I believe in you. #Dtoidivations


Happy birthday to resident cinephile, mustachiophile, and pedo...meter burning, Canadian tux wearing, damn fine gentleman, Sir Samnanigans. Now to figure why Sam and Shenanigans are never seen in the same place...


Ok - you can only get one - Dying Light 2 or Dead Island 2. Which is it for you and why? 🤓


Happy birthday Alphadeus dude. I hope you’re ok. I love your music and it makes me happy. Thank you.


Beat Ragnarok last night, 10/10, goddamn did I love it to pieces. I'll do some post-game cleanup but my heart already can't take not having this game in my life anymore. What a beautiful story. I may linger in the world a little longer.


Love love love being a small part of this book. Thanks Darren!! Also TIL I never knew about Mr X in RE2 bc I never played the B scenarios! 😂😂😂


Am drunk. Is bueno. Apparently still have to work tonight? Fml.


So Hogwarts Legacy reviews have been pretty unanimously great. This excites me. I was waiting on it & figured it'd be shit, but now it's my first purchase of 2023. Huzzah. EDIT: I do not support JKR’s positions on anything. Just excited for the game


Goddamnit Disney, first Owl House and now Benedict Society? Canceling the best content on there. Oh and also this season and the last for SNAP are really killing my enjoyment, Surfer and Zabu are hot p2w in decks. At least Leader is nerfed.


Alright Phil, here’s my nasty deck and lane control setup I put together today. Ideally spend rounds 1-3 adding shit to their deck, drop Sandman and restrict to one card plays, drop Ronan on turn 6 for 15-17 easy. I mostly get quitters so far 😂


I can respect what Immortality accomplished as a gaming medium, but goddamn if that wasn’t some tedious bullshit. I did play on mobile though so apparently there’s controller rumble on secret scenes? If I had to scrub thru 200+ I’d have lost it.


Well I’ve just had major stomach issues on the ride home from a NYE party and slightly pooped myself. How’s everyone else doing? 😂 FML


So Anthem is $1.79 on us psn…maybe that’s the right price? 😂😂😂 online is dead but … sp still functions, no? Otherwise they’re selling a broken game knowingly…


Ok WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS and also I need it immediately. How is this a Barnes and noble exclusive game???


About PatBateman17one of us since 9:45 AM on 03.01.2016

Dtoid’s resident American Psycho. I love gaming, movies, books, questionable fashion decisions, and having a better haircut than that nitwit Marcus Halberstram.