What if I had just spent this entire time digging a hole directly underneath me? How far down would I have gone? How would I have got the dirt out of the tunnel? I can't dig endlessly down without consequences a la Dig Dug. Would I hav...

Yes bbain I stole your idea. Yes I had the idea before your blog came out. History will remember me as the tailcoat to bbain's beautiful maginificent illustrious...ness. Anywhooooo, I've never been the biggest sharer on Dtoid, here, and ho...

So a new part to me new series about all things sexy sexness in games which aren't actually about sexy sexness. Honestly the response to the first part was...mixed to say the least, but who cares. Write until I don't want to, that's how it ...

SEX. SEXY SEXY SEXNESS. SEXY INTERCOURSE. ALL OF THE SEXES. Okay now we've gotten that out of the way. Let me try and explain what this is. "Sex And..." is a series which I've been wanting to get up and running for a while. A vast majority...

I am a 17 year old, heterosexual male with utter assurance about my gender and my sexuality. If anything, I am a game marketer's dream. A classic stereotype of everything that embodies the belief that gaming is for children or horny teens. ...

Telltale's Back To The Future is definitely not their finest work, nore it does not fall under its tragedies (something to do with Jurassic Park and the Wallace And Gromit games?). Now yes, most people would argue that for the time being ...

LOOK AT ME I WENT TO COMIC CON BLOO BLOO BLOO FUCK OFF. But anyway, I took Phil to London MCM (Comic Con for you non-UK folks basically)and so we went on our first adventure together, and here it is! Just a fore warning though, it could hav...

Sup Dtoid bloggers, long time no see. No blog or anything today, but I have been thinking about making a return and writing again, exams are killing me at the moment. Anyway, every PAX, Dtoid runs an avatar adoption scheme, which I was tak...

How do I write this? How do I sum up 2.5 years of Dtoid? Comments and PM's and Blogs and responses and people and dicks and staff leaving, staff coming, dicks, people leaving, people expanding and everything inbetween. How do I sum up what ...

Damn Destructoid. It's 12:30 AM, I have to be up at 8:00 so I can go watch a documentary about Simon and Garfunkel at college, and things are a lot different from the man/retard/fish/Will Smith look-a-like I was at the beginning of the year...

So last PAX, I had my avatar adopted by bbain as he went to PAX, and me being in England, 16, and broke, had absolutely no way and no intent on going there. But I wrote a blog asking someone to take my avatar to PAX (through Dtoid's customa...

Somebody in the forums had this as an avatar picture, and I wanted to bull tackle him with happiness,because that shit is funny. Sup, people, just a question, any Dtoiders going to the MCM Expo next week? I've never met anybody from Dest...

You know what's odd? The reasons people play video games. Some do it to relax, some do it to "activate" (a la fighting games improve reflexes etc), some do it to shut their kid/brother/sister/friend/kidnapped alien up for half an hour so th...

BIT. TRIP RUNNER Jamestown Gratuitous Space Battles I own all these, and Wizorb is not enough for me to warrant keeping the Steam code to myself. So I'm giving it to you people. Recycling, bitch. You don't fuck with the Earth on a bike...

The Walking Dead Episode 3 was crazy depressing. I mean, like horrifically miserably and soul-crushingly sad. Seriously, I've never seen such a low point reached, and honestly, if anything good came out of that episode, it was the fact th...

If Sleeping Dogs has taught me anything, besides how a pork bun can cure severe amounts of torture, it's that you don't have to be original to be awesome. If you think this was never seen before... You've obviously never played Pursui...

Corduroy Turtle asked for desperation, so I'm giving him desperation. I will bitchslap his desperation need so much it will turn from a needy girlfriend to a shallow seductress. That's right. SEDUCTRESS. -My avatar is my actual face. With ...

I am baffled. By many things, but one thing seems to be itching the back of my mind right now. I can't seem to grasp why nobody seems interested in Sleeping Dogs. When I saw the "Sleeping Dogs Voice Talent Trailer" uploaded, the general...

Fuck it. I have got Desura keys to all the Humble Bundles dating back to the Frozenbyte Bundle just sitting around not getting used. Being an incredibly non-productive member of this community ( I really need to write more blogs), I think i...

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear PK (or Alex, if I use my old username), Happy Birthday to ME! Also, I wanna get Sleeping Dogs and Dark Souls on PC. Because nothing says birthday like Asian Crime thriller ...

I have finished high school (American translation=...ummm...). Five years of my life, used up towards my studies of GCSE’s and now I wait for my results of my exams. EXAMS. OVER. FOREVER...until September, when I start college. I find it sa...

This is my GAME store...sorry, was *sniffle* Yes. Saturday was a sad day. My GAME retailer (biggest in UK) has shut it's doors for the last time. This is the place where I have bought at least 95% of my games throughout my entire, short ...

I feel kinda bad doing a half-assed blog. Like I'm writing just to waste time, but the problem is, is that since my last proper article (4th April), nothing really prevalent has sprung to mind. I've had some ideas, but they have never had e...

I've now been at Destructoid for well over a year. In that time, I have written probably far too many underquality blogs, but still I enjoy it and hopefully you do to. However, I never wrote an introduction blog, which is like a ritual r...

My first real interview from the other side! Up until now, I had only interviewed from the side of the people who create machinima or video-game esque creations, but now, I actually managed to land an interview with an actual game/animation...

I honestly feel like I was born in the wrong time. The 60's would've been my decade. The decade were history was made, one day at a time. Where the biggest advances of both peace and war have ever been made. Where hippies roamed aimlessly...

So yeah, jumping on the bandwagon etc etc. 1) My name comes from a cross between my youtube account name and the Mirror's Edge security force At the young age of *insert here*, I had a sudden addiction to The Clash and The Ramones. So w...

This is the name of one of my favourite songs of all time. It's done by Gorillaz, a British visual band created by the members of Blur and the narration is provided by Dennis Hopper. Link Below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nxMrRXHqpo ...

I picked up Mass Effect 1 for ridiculous cheapy cheap prices last week, after I watched my friend play through the demo of ME3. It was definetly worth it and it was really great to find something so rewarding to which I had paid absolutel...

Another give away. Simply because I have these games already. This time it's the ACE Entertainment crazy game which I did a blog about, Zeno Clash, and the loveable State Of Play game, Lume. So, The Riddler poses another riddle: Hit me...