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An Ode to Cursedmas
*Sung to the melody of Christmastime is Here from a Charlie Brown Christmas.*
Cursedmas time is here
Celebrate the weird
Scary shit and hairy bits
To feed off your fears
Cursedmas time, oh joy
Furry porn and yaoi
Confusing boners
for all the loners
You're all welcome here
Time for also, cocks
Locked doors and crusty socks
Can’t unsee
What’s shown to me
It lives inside my thoughts
Cursedmas is upon us
We bear the burden of the onus
Now show me yours
I’ll show you mine
Pray our families don’t disown us
- Sent from my Lisa Frank Dungeon
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About Occamsone of us since 7:53 PM on 02.11.2009
I am a Community Moderator for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.
Well that certainly sounded dramatic.
LOL Andy was here LOL
Well that certainly sounded dramatic.
LOL Andy was here LOL