When you wake up, log on to the Dtoids, and see this:
... you should probably consider getting a fucking life. Luckily I considered and rejected that option long ago, so I saved myself some time. Going to play some Mario Strikers Charged now, look for my demented thoughts on it soon. Have some Flight of the Conchords. kthxbai.
EDIT: Ah, back down to #3. All is right with the world again.