LONG BLOG
Mxyzptlk Plushies, Thai Lady Boys, and Dragon Bears.
Yeah yeah, it's been a couple weeks since I last blogged. I've been really busy wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh. And if you think "wrestling tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh" is a clever euphemism for "fucking tigers in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh", well then... wait, what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously...
Anyway, while I was away on my Thai sex tour stuff happened. I'm just assuming, because stuff generally happens when you're busy exploiting underage transsexuals. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to show off the bitching present my friend Ben picked up for me. It's a DC Direct Mr. Mxyzptlk soft toy, which goes perfectly with the DC Direct Bat-mite I won a few years back for being more awesome at video games than the rest of my friends.
Here's a picture of me with my Mxyzptlk doll.
Here's a picture of me making a retard face with my Mxyzptlk doll.
And here's a picture of me eating my cat.
Not pictured: Me cutting a hole in the bottom of my Mxyzptlk doll for sexual gratification.
Because my friend Ben got me such a bitching present, I suggest you all go check out his site and watch some of their retarded videos. If you like them, they'll send you a free DVD. Seriously. And beware of Dragon Bears.
Update: Turns out Ron beat me to those tigers.
Anyway, while I was away on my Thai sex tour stuff happened. I'm just assuming, because stuff generally happens when you're busy exploiting underage transsexuals. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to show off the bitching present my friend Ben picked up for me. It's a DC Direct Mr. Mxyzptlk soft toy, which goes perfectly with the DC Direct Bat-mite I won a few years back for being more awesome at video games than the rest of my friends.
Here's a picture of me with my Mxyzptlk doll.
Here's a picture of me making a retard face with my Mxyzptlk doll.
And here's a picture of me eating my cat.
Not pictured: Me cutting a hole in the bottom of my Mxyzptlk doll for sexual gratification.
Because my friend Ben got me such a bitching present, I suggest you all go check out his site and watch some of their retarded videos. If you like them, they'll send you a free DVD. Seriously. And beware of Dragon Bears.
Update: Turns out Ron beat me to those tigers.
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About Mxyzptlkone of us since 11:08 AM on 11.10.2006
Aaron "Mxy" Yost was an admin for the Dtoid Forums, and hosted/produced the Radio Destructoid podcast with some of the other Dtoid community managers. He also has a dark secret that must never be revealed, lest the world be split asunder.
Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.
I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.
I am two with nature.
I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.
I mostly come at night... Mostly.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.
I'm like, you know... this guy.
You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.
Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:
FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2
You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast!
My Web 2.0s:
360voice
Digg
Facebook
GameTap
Guitar Hero
MySpace
Rock Band
Steam
Tumblr
Twitter
Xbox.com
YouTube
Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors
Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563
Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.
Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.
I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.
I am two with nature.
I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.
I mostly come at night... Mostly.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.
I'm like, you know... this guy.
You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.
Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:
FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2
You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast!
My Web 2.0s:
360voice
Digg
GameTap
Guitar Hero
MySpace
Rock Band
Steam
Tumblr
Xbox.com
YouTube
Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors
Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563
Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.