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Hi Destructoid Cblog people! My computer blew up a couple weeks ago, but like Colonel Steve Austin it's been upgraded with new hardware and back in action. So now I can tell you about things I've been doing! Our second Project Mario Vlog...

It's been a long time since our last video, so we thought we'd post something showcasing what we've been working on. Since we want to keep the subject matter under wraps until we're ready for the full reveal, we decided to use secret cod...

Deadline is TODAY! Here's everything you need to know. I would put more effort into this but I'm really sick right now. If you haven't already, get to reminiscing!

Never come between Zodiac and her badges. Not even if you're a shark. See that? That's the badge YOU can have proudly displayed above your avatar on the Destructoid Forums! "But Mxy," you ask yourself. "How can I possibly acquire...

A while back we created a video for the Darksiders "Prove your manliness" contest, only to screw up and miss the deadline by a few hours. Well, Hamza decided to be incredibly awesome and send us a box of random swag anyway for publicly hum...

I've been busy working in the basement with the new job and all, so I haven't had much time to lurk the cblogs lately. Despite the fact that I've probably broken your hearts, I wanted to draw everyone's attention to this thread RIGHT HERE...

Who the hell cares about whether or not games are art? Remember when we made that video where we confused behaving like idiots with acts of manliness? Well here's some outtakes and extended scenes! We're planning on shooting a Halo-the...

Whoops. We thought the deadline for the contest was at midnight tonight, so due to some last minute final editing and uploading problems our entry was finished too late. Despite there now being nothing to win, we think this video is aweso...

Hi Destructoid! We finally got the internets back! Shoot me a game invite if you see me on XBL! Now watch our latest video! You liked that, didn't you bitch? Well there's more where that came from... Glad to finally be back online, ...

Winning one contest was not enough. We will not rest until nothing is left in our wake but ashes and ruin. Good luck to all the other entrants!

In this video Ben and I demonstrate why it isn't a good idea to mess around with Weird Ed's beloved pet hamster*. We also unveil a new miracle of Science, the Glo-Weasel! *messing around with Weird Ed's beloved pet hamster is perfectly ...

Geoff and Gene and I stayed up late playing Survival Mode and observed Louis getting a little randy with one of the rocks. Poor guy gets lonely.

My friends Ben, Justin & Richie made a short film. It's stunning psychological odyssey of the minds of three young men who... fuck it There's a chick in it tied up and you get to see her bra, okay?

Ben and I made another video for you. We hope you enjoy it. Please pay close attention, there will be a test later. People could die if you answer incorrectly. Thank you for playing. [Via FreezeCracker]

Way back in the mists of time Ben & I made a football video that won a bunch of prizes and stuff. Due to UPS being staffed by Nazis, child molesters, and werewolves, the original prize package never showed up. Thanks to Samit being awesom...

A mysterious stranger interviewed me for my birthday! Since he's too hot for Destructoid, he asked me to pass this along. How could I say no? Mxyzptlk is a hardcore football fan who has to chase of the lady's Jack hey dude its your...

[00:05] QuotedCoho: May I talk to you? [00:05] MrMxyzptlk123: Okay [00:05] QuotedCoho: If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back [00:06] MrMxyzptlk123: Who is Jack Bauer? [00:06] QuotedCoho: He is the protagonist of ...

Hopefully everyone found the thread for last week's FNF useful! I'm decided to start posting the new threads on Saturdays to give people plenty of time to start planning. I've also decided to try a raid style sign up system this week to s...

Just to get it out of the way: LOL DTOID HAS FORUMS?!?! Yes, it does. They're that way --> Here's the plan: Every week I'll be posting a sticky in the Game Discussion forum for the purpose of planning out the upcoming Friday Night F...

... Because tonight they reminded me why I loved this place. <3 You Fuckers.

I just posted this over at FreezeCracker, but didn't want any of you to miss out on the news. Over at Left4Dead411 (who are completely awesome for linking to that retarded video Ben & I made), they have news via a Kotaku podcast where Chet...

From the PS3-winning duo that won that PS3 for our retarded Football video, comes Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie. Merry Christmas Destructoid!

So my coworker is awesome and lent me his household's extra 360 until I get mine back from the doctor. Which is good, because after only one night I was already going through serious L4D withdrawals. It has a wonky disc drive, so nine tim...

So this morning I got my first red ring of death. I'm posting this video to share the depth of my sorrow as only Simple Plan is able to express. Fuck you if you make fun of me because in my freshman year my boyfriend got killed by a rog...

Ben Smith (mudkip5000) and I have finished our entry for the Blitz: The League 2 video contest. I think it turned out fantastic. Please let us know what you think! Written by Aaron Yost (me) and Ben Smith, with invaluable suggestions b...

With bonus dolphin helmet. I hope they realize Obama is a sekret muslim terrorist who hates babies before it's too late.

EDIT: This was written about the problem of not being able to connect to certain players over XBL, and due to a strange happenstance Castle Crashers wound up having completely different issues with the online. So if you can't connect wit...

The following is a IM conversation I had with Bernie Mac this past Friday, shortly before his untimely death: Me: Hey Bernie Mac, how's the hospital food? Bernie Mac: Haha, you crazy dude. I've had better. You've got to get your mom's...