Listen, I don't know why they were after me, okay? I was just a young low-poly black man riding my bicycle around San Andreas, doing mad tricks and tricking mad do's. Does that last bit mean anything? Fuck you, that's who!
Sorry,...
Hi, shut up! I'm doing a new thing now. It's called Thinkybit and it offers you a heaping gob of my mind morsels for your cerebral snacking pleasure! And what I've been thinking about lately is all the little details that go into games...
MAX APPLESAUCE HERE AND I AM NEWLY AVAILABLE FOR HIRE FOR ALL YOUR WRITING AND JUMPKICKING NEEDS SHOULD THOSE NEEDS ARISE AT SOME POINT IN TIME!!!
THANKS TO A TOTALLY BOGUS LAWSUIT ABOUT BESTIALITY-INDUCED MASSIVE SCALE PROPERTY DAMAGE...
Part 1 is here, and
Part 2 is here!
Written by Richard “CobbleWireFingerHacksawBiscuitFetusPotatoDingoFruityBush” MacDonald
Chapter 3: Chapter 12 Our titular hero and our heroical tits en...
If you don't read Part 1 first, you'll be confused! So read it, and be confused but in the correct way!
Written by Richard "SegaDonkey" MacDonald
Chapter 2: I’m Sick of Your Fucking Attitude
Suddenly, the door sizzled and melted ...
Written by Richard "MegaSlonky" MacDonald
Chapter 1: Bacon is Better Than You’ll Ever Be
As Max Applesauce, our enigmatic hero who once punctured the lung of a man through just sheer force of will, rode into the dusty town on a d...
As Max Applesauce sat at his desk with a crazed smile on his face like a man possessed, hungering for the taste of young, fresh virgin flesh and the acrid, coppery taste of blood, his new partner in his private detective agency,...
It was a hot and balmy day in lower middle downtown, and Max Applesauce was busy doing Max Applesauce things. He also had a delicious hot dog. Hot dogs are a good source of calcium and nitrochloride, you know. Max Applesauce eat...
HELLO EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN I MAX APPLESAUCE AM COMMANDEERING THIS BLOG FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND THE BETTERMENT OF ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE ORGANS! IN THE INTEREST OF ULTIMATE INTEGRITY I MUST TELL YOU I HAVE NOT BEEN PAID BY MARVEL TO TELL YOU H...
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Sometimes I write shit, sometimes I play games, sometimes I make games, sometimes I write shit about playing and making games, and sometimes I play games I make and then write them off as shit.
Listen, I don't know why they were after me, okay? I was just a young low-poly black man riding my bicycle around San Andreas, doing mad tricks and tricking mad do's. Does that last bit mean anything? Fuck you, that's who! Sorry,...