...who finds all this image dissecting being done by Diablo III fans to be a little depressing? Case in point: Blizzard just launched their fifth splash screen, and this time it shows the eyes, as well as what looks like the top of a helmet...

Hmm. I didn't even have to go into the actual game. You can read my full explanation HERE (shameless plug), but I'll summarize: Look at the box. If the game you want to buy your kids is named after a felony, and brandishes at least four...

For those of you unaware of what the hell I'm talking about, njyskora just won HIMself (I've got 'tang on the brain) copies of Mario Kart Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Super Mario Galaxy from my website (shameless plug). HE won because s...

So here's the deal, people: My website (with fellow D'toider PacoDG) BingeGamer.net is holding a contest to celebrate the upcoming release of Mario Kart Wii. If the big ass picture didn't give it away, we're giving away Mario Kart Wii, Su...

As we are all only too aware, yesterday we learned that Iron Chef America would grace our Nintendo Wii and DS. But now, in addition to the glorious press release we now have a debut video that is so epic in it's win that we, mere mortals,...

MKR Group, the production company that owns the rights to the "Dawn of the Dead" films, is suing Capcom for copyright infringement. MKR Group alleges that "Dead Rising", a game that has you running around a giant mall hacking, slashing, a...

Hi, boys and girls. It's been a while since I've last graced Destructoid, and I have to say... lookin' sharp. I'm liking what I see, and I hope to see more. Now, to business: Those of you who are bitching about Xbox LIVE being up and dow...

Sometimes being the first born has its benefits. Take for example this very night, Halloween. I've reached the age where I feel that dressing up and going from house to house, demanding candy from the neighbors is... well, behind me. How...

I didn't know Halo fans were so damn adment about their shooter, I tell you. I had written this piece for my website, 1PStart, that dealt with certain groups of people that I felt brought down the game as a whole. It was a tongue-and-chee...

So get this shit, dudes and dames. You know how publishers will send reviewers and journalists tons of swag along with the game that's supposed to be reviewed? If not, I assure you -- they do. They usually wind up being used as giveaway p...

...and here it is. Now that I have appeased God, I'mma go watch Rambo: First Blood Part II. Here's a question for you all, however -- if you were writing a paper for your Political Science class, and were focusing on how Politicians were...

It brings me great sadness to announce to y'all that Colin McRae, former World Rally Champion best known by us gamers for his Colin McRae Rally series of racing titles from Codemasters, has died at the age of 39. While the bodies have yet ...

This is an image that was taken outside the Metreon in San Francisco, of the most loyal of fanboys camping out in anticipation of Halo 3... ...Halo 3 doesn't get released for another thirteen days. That's roughly 312 hours. You could pla...

We all know this is just a mistake. Hell, Duke Nukem Forever being given a release date of December 1st, 2007 is just silly, right? ...right? Seriously, though -- how long before Best Buy takes this down? Best Buy SCREENSHOT FOREVER!

I've been putting it off, but... fuck it. There it is. Revel in the bitter beer face. NOTE: I can't for the life of me figure out why those side bars are still there.

[IMAGE COMING SOON -- Max is Lazy] [@ NeoGaf Forums] That was from Matt Keil, Writer/Producer on G4's underwhelming review/preview show "X-Play". I'll be honest: Outside of the Star Wars special, I haven't actively sat down to watch X-P...

Oooh, so purdy... Digg this, for digging equals hits, and hits equals paycheck

Some fourteen year-old kid North Carolina nearly kiled himself trying to cool off his Xbox 360. According to the dipshit's mom, the Xbox 360 would keep shutting off after being on for about five minutes. Finally, the child went online and...

BioShock has sex with your entire face. This is a fact that you can not deny. Every major review source on the internet (including here at D'toid) has given the game perfect to near-perfect scores (GameRankings averages it at 98%). The fa...

You're sitting in front of your computer, raining hellfire down on those unfortunate sons of bitches who dare to oppose you. Your left hand firmly working the Gamer Compass (WASD) while your right guides your crosshairs so that you may brin...

In an era where Sonic and Mario ruled the 2D lands, a lone hero stood up and fought the tyrannical oppressors that ruled the two major consoles... and lost. But that�s not to say that Tinhead still wasn�t a ton of fun, right? Tinhead was...

Ok, so get this shit -- last Saturday XBLRadio posted a story on their blog about how Best Buy was screwing us by charging an extra $3 for some of their more profitable Xbox 360 accessories. XBLRadio coiled this the "Halo 3 Tax". Ha ha, v...

I can't believe 80% of the D'toid community just got owned by a God damn pre-teen.

FINALLY! After months of "speculation" regarding the worst-kept secret in the gaming industry, said ssecret has finally become official as Major Nelson himself announced on his blog that the Xbox 360's price will, indeed, drop for all thr...

First thing first, give credit where credit is due -- Zero Iscariot broke this news a while back, as you can see HERE. I am not attempting to break news, rather, I'm liveblogging my search for confirmation. BUT, since my phone is currentl...

That's right, ladies and gents! One of these uber-rare Simpsons Xbox 360 consoles has found it's way on eBay! The woman, who goes by the eBay name "nyugirl84" (ARE YOU USERNAME "NYUGIRL84"!? WHERE IS ITEM #180142374199?! WHERE IS THE XBO...

Glen Angus, conceptual artist for Raven Software who's work has appeared in such titles as X-Men Legends, and Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, has unexpectedly passed away. A few months before his passing, his son, Teddy, was diagnosed with se...

You know that game that made everyone drool on themselves, and run to the bathroom in droves to change their undies? That one with all the purdy explosions and really, really nice foliage? Yeah, it has a release date now. According to Fr...

A week after a Florida man filed lawsuit against Microsoft alledging that the Xbox 360 scratches discs, two more have come forward to file suit against Microsoft for the same supposed defect. The complaint, filed last monday in the US Di...

Somewhere in hell, there's a snowball fight happening right now. After announcing the price drop of the PS3, thousands of consumers (41,005) went to their local stores, and picked up a PS3. Here's how the sales figures boil down: The gi...