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Chrono Trigger has a major problem in 2022

Chrono Trigger is a masterpiece. It's been around for many years now, and I still think it holds up after all this time; it's an absolute classic developed by a legendary team from Squaresoft, with famous artist Akira Toriyama of Drago...

 
 
 
 

The Ultimate Metroid Guide: Every game ranked

It's your boi MajinRotty back on my bullshit. Listen, I happen to fancy myself the greatest Metroid fan of all-time; so much of a fanboy that even the Prime trilogy isn't Metroid enough for me. And you know me; I always make sure I use...

 
 
 
 

Genshin Impact is fun, but troubling

Genshin Impact is a fun little game that I've been spending a great deal of time with these past few days. It's full of charming visuals and characters, with some great art direction that merges Breath of the Wild with traditional anim...

 
 
 
 

FF7 Remake was a mistake

I didn't say it! Miyazaki did! Don't shoot the messenger. It is ironic sometimes how life experience can end up drastically altering your perspective. Growing up, FF7 was a special game to me. It was full of memorable moments and char...

 
 
 
 

Band of Slackers: Zombies can be cute?!

I was originally intending to post this last month as part of Destructoid's Band of Bloggers segment, but you know, this that and the other thing happened, and anyways, fuck it I'm still gonna talk about zombies today. Video games ...

 
 
 
 

The Error Report: EA unveils physical loot boxes

As if determined to 1-up Activision after the recent revelation that they had filed a patent for matchmaking-based transactions, EA today has announced their own new system for handling loot boxes. "We've heard your concerns," said EA...

 
 
 
 

Ghost in the Shell is fine, everybody calm down

I'm too lazy to write a proper review of this film right now, but at the same time I really wanted to get some thoughts off my chest regarding it, so here is my semi-half-baked stream of consciousness on Ghost in the Shell: Outrage Com...

 
 
 

4 ideas for fixing open world games

I have a confession to make: I don't like open worlds. Not to be confused with open world games mind you. I can enjoy an open world game decently well if it manages to overcome its deficiencies in enough ways, but that's the problem. I...

 
 
 
 

In Defense of the Other M

Hey guys, remember me? Not content with only burning bridges with multiplayer gamers everywhere, I now set my sights on shredding my reputation with single player gamers as well. Let's get started, shall we? It's one of the greatest a...

 
 
 
 

The Switch faces an uphill battle

I'm sure everyone and their dog has already written a blog about the Switch following Nintendo's recent presentation, but as a longtime Nintendo fan I feel obligated to offer my own thoughts on the system, and I have an angry Samus ava...

 
 
 

Intro blog and plans going forward

So you may remember me from last week as the guy that randomly posted a blog here as if I was just one of the regulars all along, and meanwhile proceeded to casually shit on all your favorite multiplayer games. I now return to make ame...

 
 
 

Are multiplayer-only games inherently inferior?

[12/7/2016 UPDATE: Added a couple paragraphs to further clarify and expand my points.] Creating a sock account so you can be matched with low-level plebs and squash them over and over again like the scrubs they are can be quite satisfy...

 
 

About Kutsufatmoone of us since 10:42 PM on 12.03.2016



Formerly a weeb called MajinRotty, or if you want to go waayyy back, you might have heard of me as OmegaSiets.

Monster girls, giant robots and power suits are my jam.

Fanboy of Metroid / Shantae / Gundam / Fate.