And now, for no reason, Dinosaurs fan fiction

Warning: If you didn't listen to the last episode of Podtoid, this won't make a bit of sense to you. It may not anyway. Be sure to watch the video I linked below if you haven't seen it already. [Set several months after Earl Sinclair doome...

Jesus H Christ Feb 24

The top Dtoid SF4 players (360), and some thoughts on the Dtoid SF community

To see the bracket full size, follow this link. For those of you who don't know, over the last couple of weeks the Street Fighter 4 Dtoid community has been holding a ranbat. Ranbat stands for ranking battle; it's pretty much just a tour...

Jesus H Christ Dec 15

Every game I played in 2009 reviewd in haiku form

This went over pretty well last year, so using my patented Three Blogs A Year� technology, here is the 2009 edition of Every Game I Played This Year Reviewed in Haiku Form. Enjoy! Borderlands - 8/10 Terrible story Amazing everything else...

SUK

Jesus H Christ Jul 17

DToid Confessions: I suck at video games

I've been gaming for literally longer than I can remember, and in all this time there has not been one game that I can truly say I've mastered. I've gotten decent at a few, sure. I beat all but General RAAM by myself on Hardcore difficult...

Jesus H Christ Jan 30

10 Things You Don't Know About Jesuses

"Jesuses" is indeed the plural of "Jesus." I looked it up. I've been browsing Destructoid for almost two years now. In that time I feel like I've gotten to know a lot of you on an almost personal level. Not only do I recognize you from yo...

Jesus H Christ Dec 23

Every game I played in 2008 reviewed in haiku form

Some of these games are way more than a year old, but I just got around to playing them because I signed up for GameFly in March, or they were re-released on XBLA/PSN. Hope you enjoy! No More Heroes - 7/10 The open world sucked The dialo...

OOH

Jesus H Christ Oct 18

Early 90s comic ads (pics within, VGR)

I grew tired of comics around '96, age 11 or so. But before that I was the most rabid collector of anyone I knew. I took it to the extreme. I'm sorry, make that X-tremeee. Not too long ago, inspired by an epic flame war in the comments of ...

BBQ

Jesus H Christ Sep 23

"We recommend the new Barbie game." Thanks, Amazon!

The first thing I do when I get home from work every day is check my e-mail. Amongst the usual offers to enlarge my penis, pleadings from the disposed Nigerian monarchy, and the infinitely worse GameFly newsletter, today I see this brillian...

FIN

Jesus H Christ Sep 18

Hello, Destructoid!

I'm on the left :) I suppose the best place to start is at the beginning. My parents tell me they bought me an Atari when I was three (thanks for being badass parents, guys!) and an NES not long after. I have no memories that go back tha...