Comic-Con security be like... In case you haven't heard from some of the comments I made in the FP or Outer Heaven, I'll go ahead and fill you in on it now: I WENT TO MY FIRST COMIC-CON! And holy shit was Space City Comic-Con amazing. My bo...

Sweet Ghandi's tits it's been a while since my last blog; let alone since I was regularly commenting on the site. The thing is, since the beginning of January my life started to get pretty damn busy. Life can just smack your dick out ...

Dawwwwwwww! This is old news, but I recently beat Omega Ruby two weeks ago. The game itself was pretty amazing and met almost all of my expectations, but that's a blog for another time. What I'm writing today is a fictitious memoir; or a sh...

Nope, this ain't about Danquan. Oh yes, it's finally here. Occams, Gaj, S_Dae, ask and you shall recieve. As for everyone else, sit back, relax, and let Professor HLBC educate you about the ebbs and flows of this wonderful art called rap. W...

[No pic/gif intro this time, my friends. I'm back with another blog, but I'm going to do something different. I'm going to give you guys a nice short story to read! After reading Brittany Vincent's lovely prose, I was motivated create ...

The look says it all.   I'll cut straight to the chase and say it: Pokemon X/Y is more shallow than a 16 year old girl's self-esteem. Now some of you may have gasped at that sentence while arguing, "How the hell is it shallow?! X/Y has...

Fucking BADASS What? Were you expecting a .GIF up there like you always do when you read my blogs? Tough titties, chief. I'm breaking my tradition of .GIF intros this time. Why? Cause Gliscor don't need no fancy ass .GIF for a motherfuckin...

I've hit my Limit Break with this shit.   Well, if you haven't seen the comment I made on Andy's blogger's response call, allow me to refresh your memory: "I'll be honest: I am sick to DEATH of this topic. For the most part, this is a...

32G OF PROOOOOOOOOTEIN! DOWNVOTE ME AND I'LL SUPER COOKIE CRUNCH YOUR FACE!

Remember this?   Mystical. It is the only word I can use to describe the euphoria I felt on Saturday March 2, 2013 at 6:29 p.m. CST. Why? Because at that specific moment in time, I finally beat Final Fantasy VII . . . after 15 years....

Admit it, you thought the title said Zelda! HA!   Jokes aside though, it's time that I get a bit more serious this time around. I'm here to share a small tale of mine; for the hopes that one day, this legendary enigma will surface onc...

Ahh...yes! Can you feel the minty freshness of something NEW for once? I hope so, cause I'm going to knock your balls out of the park! "Ka-kiiing! He who conquers the left side conquers the world, chief."   This blog is going to be ab...