E3 is upon us once again, and so too are ridiculous predictions. Having exhausted every form of divination available in past years – tarot cards, coins, magic 8 balls – I was left with either the last resort of “Erot...

Sony today revealed that they are well into production of their newest title, the “Remastered Collection”, said to be compiling the latest hits of the last five years with minor graphical improvements and framerates origin...

You Know what else needs to go? Intros. You know what a list blog is, you're smart, I trust you. (No, I'm not being lazy...) Tailing Missions You know what I love to do in my openworld games built around traversing the environment in ...

  At first games were held in contempt, a toy for children and nothing more, and to an extent they were right, but gamers and the medium grew up together and came into their own. When the moral guardians told them they were sick ...

When they announced new Super Mario 3D World heads were sent spinning at the prospect of playing as Princess Peach, unfortunately, many were disappointed as both Peach and Rosalina reinforced gender normatives by running slower and jumpin...

With the dust settled I thought we�d take a look back at the E3 Predictions post to see who came out on top, and to just reflect on E3 in general. All in all I think it was a pretty good showing, something for everybody no matter what your ...

First, we discovered that the clouds and bushes in Super Mario Bros. were using the same sprite.� Later, mankind theorised that the entirety of Super Mario Bros 3. was actually a stage play. And now, I have unearthed the next �it was ther...

What a year, eh? Another triumphant year for current gen consoles, the introduction of the next generation, the higher standards of AAA experiences and the greater exposure and availability of indie games. Yep, it�s a pretty great time to b...

Can The Walking Dead deliver on its promise of past decisions affecting Season Two? Carry over saves were a revolutionary idea, the concept that decisions you made could have repercussions that went beyond just later on in the game, but c...

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the blog that insists fanart is one word no matter what spell check says. For those not in the know Fanart Flops is a collection of the oddest and most confusing videogame fanart by otherwise talented artists. The b...

WARNING: THERE WILL BE NO MENTION OF ALIENS. There�s been a lot of talk of demos lately since it was suggested at DICE that demos hurt more than they help in terms of sales, to which we all responded smugly and said �Ha, only the rubbi...

If you can�t do sex right, don�t do it at all. That�s why I don�t do sex, and that�s why developers shouldn�t either. I�m no prude, sex is a natural part of life and an unavoidable storytelling device, the thing is I don�t think gaming ca...

Finally, we�ve received the social acceptance we�ve strived so hard for. For years we were the victim of bullying and mean spirited jokes but finally, finally, nerds and gamers are no longer singled out as socially maladjusted manbabies....

So this is a thing now. But after searching my name I only found out there�s a lot of sad people out there that share my name and feel the need to self aggrandise on Urban Dictionary. So unless you legitimately believe that on the day of yo...

Yes, that is a combination of impressions and reactions, expect much more wordbining in the spirit of Revengeance. So, the Metal Gear Rising demo has been in the hands of those who bought the ZOE Collection for quite some time now, and se...

I�ve always been of the mind that while men and women are (obviously) equal they are not identical, and I�m going to speak really carefully here to get my point across without accidentally offending anyone, what I mean is that speaking on...

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the horrifying videogame fanart feature that did it first, Something Awful and Kotaku .......even though there�s probably a dozen people who did it before me. As always, for those of you who don�t know (run, run a...

Some people might think it�s stupid to stake a claim on a character we know next to nothing about and won�t get to use for a month, but I consider it prudent, because Gaige is most definitely the best character by far, so good Gearbox decid...

�That bitch took my skull.� � 50 Cent, poet laureate. 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is a deeply personal journey, both for the player and 50 Cent himself, putting to light some harsh truths about gangster culture, videogames as an interactive...

Well, this place has been all about the community spirit lately hasn�t it? And you know one of the loveliest community traditions Dtoid members carry out every year? That�s right, avatar adoption! The wonderful act of Dtoiders going to PAX ...

(Back to blogging! It�s been far too long, after another stint in the hospital and some minor surgery I�m finally feeling well enough to start writing again, if all goes well I can keep it up semi-regularly again.) (I�m sure you�re thrill...

(One of these days, one of these days I�ll write two blogs in a row without getting sick and disappearing for a few months.) Well, here we are again. After last times shocking expos� you think game developers wouldn�t try to pull this sor...

Once upon a time there was a little shepherd boy who looked after the sheep of a village, the boy loved spending time with the sheep, you see these were special interactive sheep, he much preferred them over the other the other, more passiv...

How dare you, Capcom. You�ve got some nerve, waltzing in here like you own the place and slapping your loyal fans right in fucking face with your giant ball-top style cock. After everything I�ve done for you, Capcom, you have the cheek, the...

Darksiders 2 is nothing if not thematically consistent... I�ll be generous here and ignore the poorly textured floor made entirely of skulls. I realise I missed his knees here but I also ignored the big pile of skulls...

Merry Christmas Destructoid! Chances are if you�re reading this you�re having a lovely time relaxing by the warm glow of the internet, or, you had to get the hell out of there and let your brain rest for a minute, either way my mind-dulling...

(I know, worst title ever) Hey, you know those stupid prediction articles that are all made up of guesswork skewed by the writer�s personal preferences, the ones that serve to only stroke the writer�s ego as they furrow their brows and pre...

Welcome to Fanart Flops, the Destructoid blog series that stole its intro style from Annotated Anime over on Japanator, and I bet you didn�t even notice! For those not in the know, or the unscarred as we call them, Fanart Flops is a colle...

My god it feels like forever since I wrote something, mostly because of this thick slurry of videogames we call October to January, one such game being Dark Souls, a game I have no doubt led to at least one divorce or child beating out of t...

Some time ago, Bioware announced that they would be holding a vote on the default appearance of the female protagonist of Mass Effect, commonly referred to as �FemShep�. The vote was held, the people spoke, and a blonde FemShep was chosen...