Gaming DIY.

At one point or another we’ve all done it, we’ve all sat there playing a game thinking “wow, I wish I could do that.” Well now with the Gaming DIY program you can! With our exclusive program you can recreate your favourite characters, moves and moments from any game and all at minimal cost. Why spend thousands on a Buster sword replica when you can just cut a sheet of plywood into the right shape and stick it to a broom handle? Do you really want to waste all your money on that Solid Snake costume when you could crawl around in a box instead?(And nobody will roll their eyes or say it’s unoriginal either....)

With our help you can turn everyday objects into the tools of imagination and live out your gaming dreams to your heart’s content, just follow our easy to understand instructions and follow our hi-tech illustrated guide and you too can become the protagonist of your own life......does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah that makes sense.
(Disclaimer: For the love of Christ don’t actually do any of these, if you do neither Handy nor Handy Inc. will be held responsible for any injury, death, humiliation, legal action, or erectile dysfunction that you may encounter as a result of your own stupidity.)

Street Fighter.

Remember the first time you played Street Fighter? Remember when you saw uppercuts that were so uppercuty that they set the players fist on fire? Remember the first fight you got in after playing that game when you tried to do a shoryuken and looked like a fool and then got the crap beaten out of you...? Well now is the time for revenge! Simply cut the arms off of a bathrobe, wear a pair of matching pyjama bottoms and your all set. But what’s the point if you can’t do a shroyuken? All it takes is a can of deodorant and an open flame, just spray the deodorant all over your fist and ignite it while making the appropriate motion, for maximum effect be sure to shout SHROYUUUUUKEN!!!! You can get a pretty badass yoga flame going too but you might have to lose some weight first.




And that’s how with just a few household objects and a little imagination you can make your favourite games a reality. Just remember to have fun, be careful and that most of this stuff can get you arrested or killed. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play the most exciting game of all......life.

WOOOOSH!!!

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