Welcome to Fanart Flops, the Destructoid blog series that stole its intro style from
Annotated Anime over on Japanator, and I bet you didn’t even notice!
For those not in the know, or the unscarred as we call them, Fanart Flops is a collection of the most awful and confusing videogame fan art that I’m able to post here without someone taking legal action, not because of copyright infringement mind you, but because of the mental and emotional damage you would suffer from seeing them. Seriously, think about the stuff I
don’t put in here. I’ve seen things, things you can’t imagine, things that would cause a lesser man to break, and a greater man to take action. But me, all I can do is see them, see them and try to forget.
As always, Fanart Flops are not necessarily
badly drawn fan art, many pieces showcase artists with a lot of talent or potential, Fanart Flops are defined by their inexplicable subject matter, bizarre premises, or by just being plain “off” for lack of a better description. This week’s biggest offenders are Final Fantasy and Sonic fans once again, with a healthy dose of Lara Croft thrown in and an entire section dedicated to the most baffling crossover ideas ever conceived by what I assume and the scattered minds of traumatised Vietnam vets trying to piece together the visual media they encounter in a world they can no longer relate to.
That said, join me for one more journey through the garden of madness.
I swear, I will devote every fibre of my being to discovering the story behind this picture. All I’ve got so far is that Zach Braff who starred in Scrubs also voiced Chicken Little in both the movie and KH2. It’s not much to go on but we’re going to pull this thread till the sweater unravels.
And there it is. I’M SORRY. If for some reason you haven’t taken enough punishment, a lot of this editions work, along with plenty of awful of non videogame fan art can be found
here, so all credit to those guys.
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