Merry Christmas Destructoid! Chances are if you�re reading this you�re having a lovely time relaxing by the warm glow of the internet, or, you had to get the hell out of there and let your brain rest for a minute, either way my mind-dulling insipid dronings should put you at ease for the moment. Not really much point to this post, I saw all the Christmas cheer flying around on Christmas Eve and just thought I�d throw another Yule log on the fire.
I�ll stop now, if this blog gets any sweeter it would literally be a kitten covered in syrup, and then the syrup would harden and petrify the kitten inside, and then I would carry the syrup-stasis kitten around on a walking stick like the guy from Jurassic Park. I�d have liken to do something a little more creative but instead why don�t we remember that poem
I wrote and imagine all the references I made were still relevant.
LOOK WHO CAME: