Me when I discovered that the reason my eight year old laptop is running out of memory and is running slow, besides it being so old Windows 8 was the newest Microsoft OS, is because half of the 1 TB memory is dedicated to my porn collection.

I graduated today and I'm not wearing pants right now. Both are very important life achievements that I thought I would share.

Playing Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards on NSO, and I soft locked the fourth level of Aqua Star three times. Current status:

Me when I realize that I don't have enough space on my SD card to download most of the stuff I want for Nintendo 3DS.

I'm the proud owner of two SFC games, the first in my collection. No I don't own a Super Famicom (yet!), and no I don't know why the picture is upside-down.

Just got word that I got into a summer opportunity that I really wanted to get. Current status:

I don't know how to say this, but I feel like I'm kind of getting burned out on video games. Not burned out in a "I'm going to stop playing video games" way, but more in a "nothing new is wowing me" kind of way.

Happy Easter Dtoid. Hope it's a good one.

At work, I just got accused of inappropriately touching a guest's children after I touched the stroller they were in, and my coworkers and leades didn't do anything to help. How's your day going?

You know what, I tired Mario Golf again, and I still do not like it. It's pretty clear that it isn't for me, so I'm going back to playing something else.

So after playing Mario Golf 64 on NSO for the first time in years, I have come to the conclusion that I hate Mario Golf.

Just finished watching the new Sonic movie. I feel that it's the movie equivalent of Mania, in that it's fine, but you'll really get your money's worth if you're familiar with the series.

Every time I see something new related to Kingdom Hearts show up, I'm reminded of an old college classmate who told me that the KH timeline and Zelda timeline were the same level of nonsense and confusion, and I still get mad thinking about it.

I'm honestly not sure which part of my shift today is worse: not getting my last break and then getting blamed for it, people who came in after me leaving earlier, or the usual crap I have to put up with. Regardless, I'm so over this job.

Hey guys, thanks for all the birthday wishes, it meant a lot. And thanks to Vadictus for getting Marlow Briggs on Steam!

This is probably my first birthday where I'm honestly too tired, busy, and exhausted to care about it. Oh well. I'm a year older!

Me when the internet is speculating the reason BOTW 2 got delayed was because Nintendo is going to announce a new console or Switch Pro.

@GajKnight (just pretend it's a football shaped Bible)

THERE'S A SPECIAL WAVE BUTTON FOR THE WADDLE DEES IN KIRBY AND THE FORGOTTEN LAND!!! 10/10 GOTY

Kind of late saying this, but I want to say thank you to everyone who responded to my last QPost. I'm feeling much better and I'm sorry for making you all worry. You guys are the best.

Currently ugly crying into some 7-Eleven pizza thinking about how much I hate my job and how I feel like a goddamn failure who isn't ready to visit my Dad's grave on his birthday this week. How are you all doing?

Having played through the Mario Kart 8 DLC, I can say that it's been pretty good so far. Ninja Hideaway is easily my new favorite track, and it feels nice to play some Mario Kart Tour tracks in a game that's good.

Based on the demo alone, I can safely say that Kirby and The Forgotten Land is my new favorite Kirby game and a step up from Star Allies, and I say that as someone who liked Star Allies.

#DtoidBookClub

So apparently Activision is delaying the next Call of Duty into 2024. I'm sure it's for quality assurance and nothing else related to AB.

For those of you who are lonely this Valentine's Day, I got something special for you in the comments. Evening bump!

Sports.

Yep, Strikers is back!

Nintendo won E3.

Oh my God, there's totally a new trailer for BOTW 2 that just leaked! I'll post it in the comment to avoid spoilers!