Video games are dead, but these loser devs seem to really like Contra, so I guess we can let them make some games and maybe score us some cash.         - Probably Konami (2008) Forward In 2004, after Neo Contra ...

Wait, there’s a 3rd dimension!!!!????  No one will EVER play a 2D game again so we gotta take our big IPs and somehow 3D-inize them.  Hurry!         - Probably Konami (1995) Forward Most modern g...

16 friggin bits!  So many bits!  Let’s use them to make badass games.         - Probably Konami (1991) Forward The 16-bit console generation was a time of great competition, and great advancement...

Old Contra Buffet: A video game completion project Prologue A friend of mine once told me that for several months during elementary school, he used to beat Contra (without the code) every single morning before leaving his house. &nb...