2021 was a surprisingly lowkey year for games. Despite getting a PS5 and loving it and it's exclusives, the general releases this year have kept it cool. Not to say it's been bad by any means, I mean just Returnal, Ratchet and Clank an...

Remember Longcat? I remember Longcat. Screw whatever we're supposed to be talking about, I want to talk about Longcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. &l...

I think 2018 was a fantastic year for games. I played some games that are now in my all-time favourites, got sequels to games I’ve wanted for ages, I got to revisit classics with an incredible new lick of paint and I discovered a...

Let’s just get this out of the way: Naoto Shirogane is THE beacon of light for all of humanity. She is the sun that warms my frigid heart, the moon that bathes my cold skin in her moonlight sonata and the stars that shine resplendently...

Few games can be said to be truly pure. Modern games usually branch out in so many directions with endless grinding, 100's of collectibles and trinkets and millions of pointless side quests. They're so laden down with fluff that their ...

Thank you oh based ShadeofLight, you glorious cutie you. <3 I'm going straight to the fail blogs. And I don't even care. Love you all, k, thx, bye. :3

  Hello dudes and dudettes, how you doing?! Me? I've been good.  The last month has been pretty rough. Summer has been threatening to rear it's ugly head and along with it, horrendous amounts of heat (if it's hotter than 20 d...

I’ve had to do some hard stuff in my life. Preparing for and running a marathon (never doing that again, fucking legs hurt like shit). Pulling 6 all-nighters in a row with about 5 hours of sleep in total before handing in my last...

2014 has been a…interesting year. I’ve not played most of the AAA hyped games of the year (not a bad thing, considering 99% were broken) but I’ve not really played many games from 2014, period. It’s been a back...

Picking a favourite game is hard work. What constitutes a favourite game? The one that made you the most emotional? The one with the most memories attached to it? The best one in terms of game design and lasting impact on the industry?...

So you may have heard of this Zoe Quinn malarkey? I have. While I have my views on it, both sides have acted like idiots (as they always fucking do, omg I don’t even know why I’m surprised) so I’m extremely tired of it. Therefore I’m doing ...

So bear with me a moment guys. Recently I finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelion. For anyone who doesn't know, it’s a very famous anime that basically breathed life back into the genre in the 90’s and is looked on with equal amounts of a...

Everyone has a fetish, albeit with varying levels of extremity and fluids. Sometimes it’s a type of person, an object, a situation or just a feeling. But we all have one. Well I have 10 of ‘em! Of all time! So here’s my top 10, totally ser...

Another top 10 list! Cause there just ain’t been enough of them amiright? No but I love top 10 lists. Simple and straight to the point, without all the faffing and essay structuring. So here are my quick top 10 chiptunes. They are in order...

The Genesis (or Mega-drive, for us Europeans) is easily one of my favourite consoles of all time, just edging out the PS2 in my esteem. With it's varied library of amazing games, unforgettable experiences and innovation, it definitely deser...

The Genesis (or Mega-drive, for us Europeans) is easily one of my favourite consoles of all time, just edging out the PS2 in my esteem. With it's varied library of amazing games, unforgettable experiences and innovation, it definitely deser...

The title says it all. Exams are over! Get hype! So I thought why not make a blog about myself. It's great stress relief and I kinda don't know what to do with myself at the moment. That weird feeling after exams where you wonder what next...

Sup everyone!  I'd just like to say that this is my first blog and I couldn't think of any better first topic than buying a brand new handheld.  I should get it tomorrow, fingers crossed. So excited! The games I bought with it are 999 an...