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I need to get a Series X so I can play my copy of Lost Odyssey again.

 
 

I brought Sinatra back from the dead just so he could perform at my low budget parents garage festival, yay!


 
 

Finished Xeno 3, really brilliant game, not sure what was happening in the ending but I enjoyed it.

 
 
 

I feel like Tim Rogers and Alex Moukala definitely deserved a nom for Content Creator at the Keighley Awards especially since the former took a massive strain on his health simply doing the Cyberpunk review *shrugs*

 
 
 
 

CNN is going live right now at the Tesla Office where Elon Musk is reading Curious George for his employees as he is being informed of the situation.


 
 

Robert Kurvitz and Aleksander Rostov, the former being the brain behind the world of Disco Elysium have now released a statement that claims they have been subjected to fraud in regards to their IP and company. This is all very Disco Elysium! Details unde

 
 
 

Black people in fantasy games? Nah man. Kaiju monsters though? Hell yeah brah!


 
 
 

Love the diversity in Xenoblade 3, it has so many well written black characters that don’t adhere to the Mr T or Blacksploitation stereotypes and they are all voiced by Black actors. Square and Atlus should look to Monolith for inspiration

 
 

Elon Musk is the kinda 12 year old incel who gets a guy to photograph him holding a sink so he can say “I’m Chief Twit now let that sink in” maybe not realizing that his joke is a self own. Also money can’t buy a sense of humor.

 
 

Yeeeah, okay, I finally get what people were saying about chapter 5 of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 now..

 
 

Ah, I have an idea why Don’t I introduce you to IT. IT should keep you busy… Leon: Can’t remember the name huh? A senior moment perhaps? Ohohoho… enjoy the FUN

 
 
 
 

Remake 4 Leon parries a Chainsaw with a gun and or knife. Perfect.

 
 

It’s funny they made a movie adaptation of SH3 before they did SH2

 
 

Just when I thought I explored all of Xenoblade 3, in rides another giant ass area lol

 
 
 
 
 
 

It is interesting how outlets like Polygon be like “Do you really want to listen to Martinet YAHOO for an entire movie?” And I’m like, yes! I did that for the games too. It’s not any less outlandish than the Minions with their own brand of gibberi

 
 

You know you are a JRPG weeb if you refer to the combat in video games as “Battle system”.

 
 

Chain attacks in Xenoblade 3 is the most hypest bullshit ever and aI love it. Atlus should take notes and mold this into the all out attack formula for their press turn system in Persona.

 
 

Jennifer Hale is Bayonetta in Bayonetta 3 it seems. Weird they couldn’t at least have gotten a genuine English actor to replace Taylor. RIP old voice.

 
 

Disco Elysium becoming prey for the capitalist money ghouls is soooo Disco Elysium.

 
 

About FakePlasticTreeone of us since 7:26 PM on 01.03.2016

Something, something, something plastic, something, something, tree, something...Radiohead.

Favorite games(Those I can think of anyway):
Final Fantasy Tactics
Tactics Ogre
Persona 3, 4 & 5
SMT: Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2
SMT: Nocturne
Knights of the Old Republic 2
Silent Hill 2 & 3
The Yakuza series
Catherine
Nier & Nier Automata
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Valkyria Chronicles
Metal Gear Solid 2 & 3
Gravity Rush 1 & 2
Virtue's Last Reward & Zero Time Dilemma
Binary Domain
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
Jade Empire
Mass Effect 1
Dragon Age: Origins
Vampire Masquerade: Bloodlines
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Zelda: Wind Waker & Majora's Mask
Thief 2
Hitman Blood Money
Half Life 2
Bayonetta 2
God Hand
Deadly Premonition
inFamous 1 & 2
The Jak & Daxter Trilogy
Sly Cooper Trilogy
Ratchet & Clank - PS2 Trilogy
Banjo & Kazooie
Super Mario World
Psychonauts
The Longest Journey Series
Grim Fandango
Monkey Island 1 & 2
Dishonored 2


 
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