First, holy fuck this is different from the last time I blogged on here.  Anyways, after a long hiatus I have returned to spread C-blog joy once again. To all 3 of you who might read this. Because none of you know me anymore. My 10 yea...

I've been out shopping a lot lately and have made repeat visits to many of the same stores on different days of the week. Lots of different deals on different days at different places. But you want to know one thing that's constant at ALL o...

According to the American Weekly Chart over at vgchartz.com, Capcom's Resident Evil 6 has managed to move over 800,000 copies in the grand old USA in just one week on the shelves. Look closer and you'll notice that it's sold considerably...

I'm almost at a loss for words here. I'm truthfully struggling to put my feelings on the computer screen right now. I just don't know where to begin. I haven't even fully identified what went wrong. I've got my ideas but nothing can reall...

Excited about finally getting to play Nintendo games in HD. Depressed about paying $350 for a tablet with no mutli-touch and Xbox 360 graphics. Excited to have the opportunity to play Zombie U. Depressed because it's only ONE game in a se...

As I recently mentioned (in one of my previous blog posts) I don't play video games a whole lot anymore. There are a whole host of reasons for this, including but not limited to: Having a 3rd child Getting into other things Spending m...

Yes, a comic review. I decided that my not playing games much anymore makes it a bit difficult for me to blog about playing games. This is only temporary. I'm going to attempt to play something on my Xbox 360 tonight and will try to report ...

Confession: I barely play video games anymore. Although that hasn't stopped me from keeping current on the industry and all of it's happenings, I suppose that in the interest of so-called full disclosure I should share that information with...

I've been noticing a trend around here: There are fewer and fewer comments posted on the majority of articles posted on the front page with each passing week. At least it seems that way. I haven't bothered to get scientific and actually tra...

I don't have a lot of time at the moment so this blog is going to be short. I haven't done any real research either so shut the fuck up. So apparently the bad guys in the newest Tomb Raider game rub Lara's (very nice) legs or something l...

Have you ever received an expensive gift and not known what to say to the giver of said gift? I bet you have, unless you're poor or something. Usually one experiences this feeling of speechlessness due to the genuine shock and surprise th...

I was one of the true believers. What did I believe? That Resident Evil 5 would be just about the best thing ever. That being able to play with a friend was only going to enhance the experience. That Capcom would not let me down under any...

I have to admit that I find it strange to be here, typing up an impromptu blog post while hanging with my kids. After all, it's been a long time since I last did this sort of thing on a regular basis. I used to share my bi-polar opinions wi...

When I think back to my childhood and the games I played, there are a few series and franchises that stand out for the amount of interest they garnered from me and the subsequent amount of time I spent playing them. Pretty much all of these...

I'm going to try and make this quick and to the point. This is partly because there's no "backbone" to this article, meaning it does not feature any real, tangible evidence to support my bitching and moaning. It's also partly because I need...

Yes, that title was clearly a desperate plea for your attention, something I used to care dearly about. These days I've got so much going on in my life that I really don't have a lot of time to spend with you. I know, I know, none of you ...

Hey there Destructoid! How the fuck are ya? That's really swell. Me? I'm great dude. Planning on talking about a game and doing some shameless whoring. What can I say? I can't fucking sleep and I'm bored and lonely. I thought perhaps we c...

Yes, yes I did. And it was an oh-so-awesome fucking time. Every minute of it. Well, to be fair, a few rounds of Anarchy mode, the game's multiplayer option, with people I didn't know who didn't wear headsets, were kind of of lame. But tha...

Hey there, Destructoid. How's it hanging? Probably not as low as my penis, but that's probably for the best. I notice that there has been a lot of hub-bub about the 3DS lately, and 3D in general seems like it's starting to take off, albei...

Hello there Destructoid. How's it hangin'? It's been a while since we last spoke, and things have changed quite a bit since then. The wife no longer plays World of Warcraft. We got a Kinect for Christmas. I turned my Wii on for the first ti...

I'm not going to bother linking to Hamza's article. You can find it for yourself. Chances are you have already seen it. Instead, let's get straight into this bitch. So, some assholes think that Hamza is either being a baby, a hypocrite, o...

Picture stolen from the Dtoid front page. Thanks, guys When did this happen? I know, I know. It's always happened. Young people are clearly just more likely to be the idealistic type, even though what they want and think is usually ridicu...

So how do we fix the problems plaguing this industry? How do make games a more serious form of media, and how do we get people to take them more seriously? Well, if that's really what you want to do, there's a lot of work to do. Since every...

Before we begin this bullshit I call a blog, let's go over my situation for tonight. My loving wife has left me alone for the night, having decided to take the kids to her mom's. This is my gift for letting her dyke it out with her lesbian ...

Look, nobody says you have to like or even enjoy Super Mario Galaxy 2. Nobody is force feeding it to you with a fucking spoon or any other apparatus. Nobody is forcing you to play these so-called "kiddie" games. All we ask is that you show ...

As most of you probably know by now, Heavy Rain was released here in America this past Tuesday. As most of you probably do not know, I went out and picked it up this past Tuesday. In fact, my wife is the one who bought it. We had feelings...

Hey guys! I'm still here! Sorry to disappoint you. Anyway, how is everybody doing? And by everybody I mean all 6 or 7 of you who may read this. So it's 2010 now, and there's a lot going on in the world of gaming. There have been 2 great gam...

Hey guys, it's been a while. I'm sure if you cared you probably wondered why I never wrote the expected love-fest post about Uncharted 2, but I'm sure nobody cared, so there's that. Anyway, it's around 11 PM here and my daughter just woke u...

Disclaimer: This post is kind of dumb. Don't say I didn't tell you so. I really don't know what the hell is going on with me. The title of this blog is the absolute truth. I feel dumber all the damn time. It's kind of scary, although it's ...

Yes, I realize that the game won't be released for another 3 weeks or so, but I couldn't resist the sudden urge to talk about this sure to be amazing game. See, last night I went on a bit of a rant about the game in my blog and so I've no...