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Fucking hell. Look at the hot mess I played today.


TFW you go from Dark Souls to Clash Royale but old habits die hard


Sigh. All this delicious salt over video games, and I just can't bring myself to touch a grain. Ghostbusters trailer has broken me.


Correction: Konami is shit.


I'm thinking of making a Dtoid community podcast called Communitoid. Possibly bi-weekly. Who'd be up for being on it?


I used up all my creative juice for the day designing a game. Now everybody's out blogging, and I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to Steam refund on That Dragon Cancer so they can write a clickbait article.


Man, these Pikmin machines on the Badge Arcade are some SJW bullshit. (That's how it works, right? I don't like it, it's outside my comfort zone and I have no control over it, so I call it SJW and the internet magically makes everything better?)


A big gerbil, if I remember correctly.


I can't be bothered to write fuck all today. Feels good, man. Can anyone give me a good mobile game to get Katamari off my palate?


Henshin into a person with a larger disposable income.


Dark Souls 2. Dem builds.


About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.