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Fucking hell. Look at the hot mess I played today.

 
 

TFW you go from Dark Souls to Clash Royale but old habits die hard

 
 

Sigh. All this delicious salt over video games, and I just can't bring myself to touch a grain. Ghostbusters trailer has broken me.


 
 

Correction: Konami is shit.

 
 
 

I'm thinking of making a Dtoid community podcast called Communitoid. Possibly bi-weekly. Who'd be up for being on it?

 
 

I used up all my creative juice for the day designing a game. Now everybody's out blogging, and I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to Steam refund on That Dragon Cancer so they can write a clickbait article.

 
 

Man, these Pikmin machines on the Badge Arcade are some SJW bullshit. (That's how it works, right? I don't like it, it's outside my comfort zone and I have no control over it, so I call it SJW and the internet magically makes everything better?)

 
 

A big gerbil, if I remember correctly.

 
 

I can't be bothered to write fuck all today. Feels good, man. Can anyone give me a good mobile game to get Katamari off my palate?

 
 

Henshin into a person with a larger disposable income.

 
 

Dark Souls 2. Dem builds.

 
 

About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.