Fucking hell. Look at the hot mess I played today.
TFW you go from Dark Souls to Clash Royale but old habits die hard
Sigh. All this delicious salt over video games, and I just can't bring myself to touch a grain. Ghostbusters trailer has broken me.
Correction: Konami is shit.
He needs to be in Metal Wolf Chaos if they reboot it #FreeMetalWolf
I'm thinking of making a Dtoid community podcast called Communitoid. Possibly bi-weekly. Who'd be up for being on it?
I used up all my creative juice for the day designing a game. Now everybody's out blogging, and I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to Steam refund on That Dragon Cancer so they can write a clickbait article.
Man, these Pikmin machines on the Badge Arcade are some SJW bullshit. (That's how it works, right? I don't like it, it's outside my comfort zone and I have no control over it, so I call it SJW and the internet magically makes everything better?)
A big gerbil, if I remember correctly.
I can't be bothered to write fuck all today. Feels good, man. Can anyone give me a good mobile game to get Katamari off my palate?
Henshin into a person with a larger disposable income.
Dark Souls 2. Dem builds.
About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013
Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.
I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.
Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.
I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).
I got fired from NTSC-UK once.
I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.
Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.
I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).
I got fired from NTSC-UK once.