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On this day, we are all Diamond Dogs

<> Because I think we all need it right now. In the words of Tom McRae on Twitter this morning: In the war on mediocrity, we didn't just lose a general. We lost the commander in chief.


Welcome To The Internet Of (Broken) Things

You're looking at Samsung's new fridge. That's not a decal on the right, by the way, it's a GIANT FREAKING TABLET BUILT RIGHT INTO THE DOOR. The idea is that it syncs up with the phone of everyone in the...


Five tips for a #GamerChristmas

For a culture that's been kicking around for thirty years, we have a sad lack of shared traditions. This is why Four In February is my favourite time of year whether I participate in it or not - it's nice to feel a sense that everybody...


Five retro horror games to chill your December

Christmas is just about the worst time of year for horror fans, and this looks like being one of the most barren yet. The last five years have seen the giants of the genre drop like flies in terms of both gaming and movies, and horror liter...


REVIEW: Blossom Blast Saga (Android/iOS)

"The feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. Push a button. Pull a lever. You don't understand any of it, and then you just die."       -Chuck Palahniuk           Blossom B...


Five wrestling games in which kayfabe is REAL

Wrestling and video games. You'd think this would be a no-brainer. Wrestling, like reality TV and soap opera, is its own little bubble world which operates on its own set of rules and physical laws. It's not quite real while giving the appe...


How YOU can save DOAX3 (with diagrams)

It looks like people are angry at the internet for lying to them again. And by "The Internet" I mean "Jim Sterling," and by "Lying to them," I mean his famous comment that "Anita Sarkeesian isn't going to take your games away." Because that...


About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.