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Coachella! Fond Memories and "Revelations".(NVGR)

Hello Destructoid!!! I spent the vast majority of my weekend watching a "live" stream of Coachella. It's a music festival that takes place somewhere in California, and a rather good one in fact. It turned out to be so good that I actu...


The Format: Games, Sexiness, Music

I Read This. I don't know much about redheadpeak. (Teacher. Gamer. Geek)  All I really know is that I see his avatar floating around this site "saying clever shit". He seems like a cool dude. Now, the reason I bring him up is that...


Zim's Back: Invades comics

Yo! Invader Zim is getting a new comic in July. I'm so happy, I could failblog! http://onipress.tumblr.com/post/111592169667/its-official-oni-press-is-partnering-with I once met this kid in highschool. He was a quiet kid, always drawin...


Because I'm Happy: Humanity's Last Stand.

My Happy Place: A Hope for Humanity.   It all started in Canada. At first only one person was Happy. Then, two. Three's a Happy crowd. It makes me sick just thinking about it. They had no idea. Nobody did... How could they know th...


Status Update...

What is a status update? Is it a misspelled joke? Perhaps it is some song lyrics, lovingly copied and pasted on to your "wall", with no context or even a corresponding video? Or, is it just somebody taking a selfie while making out wit...


What have I done?!? (nvgr)

What have I done?   Hello Destructoid. I've been away for awhile...4 years. Too long, indeed...     For the past seven years I have remained in this hell hole of a city doing my best to provide top notch customer service...


Hey, somebody drew on my shirt...(NVGR)

Hey gang! It's everybody's favorite "dude I see on this site ocassionally", CrazEboy7!!! Why so many exclamation marks you ask? Well after two months of waiting and wondering, I have finally gotten my Destructoid "Chill Bros" Shirt. And, ...


Random loudmouths in video games...

I play games to get away from judgment. People are always judging. People are always hating. But, I'm not a rapper and such things aren't very useful to me. I play games whenever I feel the need to shake of such criticisms or at least toss ...


Super Meat Boy, better with friends.

I don't like Super Meat Boy. There I said it. Well, that actually might be an exaggeration. See, my opinion of that game is fully dependent on how well I am doing in the game. There are sometimes that I play it very well and love it. But, ...


Less upgrading. More shopping.

For this blog, I think I'm gonna start hard negative and then bring back the funk with some smooth positivity. I hate upgrading stuff in video games! I was this close to writing that in all caps. I almost busted a nerve trying to control ...


QWOP-Teach me how to dud it.

I was recently reading through the Weekend Destructainment. There are, as usual, a bunch of interesting videos to browse through. Now, there was one video in particular video about a running game. I watched and laughed as a possibly drunk...


Same digital memory. Different real life result.

In life, we gain memories from our experiences. They are usually locked in a room in our head and only we have the key. In fact, it's kind of like we have a big-ass janitor ring of keys and we can't seem to find the one that opens the door,...


VGA's "demo disk"?

[Parody] I got word today that Spike is partnering with a few videogame devs to release a "demo disk" ,of sorts, to coincide with next year's well respected Spike Video Game Awards. I got a statement from the spokesperson of this projec...


Big effort in "small" touches. GTA:SA RADIO

Grand Theft Auto is one of my favorite games of all time. It just did so many things right. There have been a lot of advancements in the genre since that game has been released. GTA4 made everything pretty; the animations and textures are a...


(NVGR) It's the most overwhelming time of year.

At the beginning of last month, it started appearing. Or, at least, I had begun to notice it. It was happening and, there was nothing I could do to stop it. Christmas was beginning its merciless assault. I got annoyed and I tried to pretend...


Happy Holidays: Potential and Creative Thinking

There are some games out there that are masterpieces. Beautiful games that in all their glory, leave very little to improve upon. That is not to say that they can't be made better...It's just that sometimes games are so good and so utterly ...


Jersey Shore: The Game

[This is just a improvised video game premise, basically. It just popped into my mind and it made me happy. So, I figured I'd share it.] Let's start this off by saying I'm a big fan of the MTV show. It's such stupid, pointless fun. And tha...


CrazEboy7 is a thinker, kinda: Gears of War 3

I'm a thinker. In my spare time, when I'm not working the sausage cart on Cocktease Beach, I'm always pondering. So in one of my longer brain sessions, I remembered the first game I bought for my 360. Gears of War. I even came up with a wis...


Hello party people! My name is CrazEboy7.

Hi, people! My name is Chris. I've been going by the gamertag CrazEboy7 on Xbox for awhile. I've been playing games since the Atari days. I was like 3 at the time. And, I'm 20 now. In three months turn 21 and I might die of alcohol poisonin...


About CrazEboy7one of us since 4:19 AM on 08.25.2009

Hello there! My name is Chris. It's nice to meet you.

I am 25 years old and I have been playing games for my entire life. When I was one or two years old my mom would sit with me in front of the TV and help me play Atari. Actually, I might be making that up. I'm not sure, but it's definitely not far from the truth. I remember playing pac-man, and dig dug, and pong. Growing up, I've played through the NES, the Sega Genesis, PS 1,2,3, Gamecube, the XboX and the 360. I've played on more systems than that, but those are the most memorable. Games are something that have grown with me over the years and I'm always amazed by the progress of both.

I at once rode a motorcycle, I love to play ping pong, I'm not a virgin, I love high fives, I bounce between atheism and being agnostic. I celebrate holidays. I'm usually not a dick. I am also bi-sexual. I am mixed between black, puerto rican and some other stuff. I get laid rarely. That's on purpose. It's also not on purpose. I tend to break a lot of stereotypes, but not consciously. I am very open minded. And, I ponder things very often and I tend to get wrapped up in my own head. However, I love hearing anybody else's opinion unless it is purposely hurtful. Basically, I'm a good dude.

I like you.

-dig dug
-pole position(also, cocks)
-super mario bros 3
-duckhunt(fuck that dog!)
-mc kids
Sega Genisis
-mortal kombat 2(when i was like four years old)
-sonic 2
-combat cars
-power rangers the movie
-cesars palace
-lemmings 2 tribes(shit gave me a god complex)
-super hang on
-streets of rage
-the ren and stimpy show
-nba jam(jams it in!)
-road rash
-crash bandicoot(i want to try on that mask)
-ape escape
-tomb raider(ass, titties, ass and titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties. and personality, of course)
-metal gear solid
-those jampacks were the shit
-spiderman 1 and 2
-splinter cell
-gta: san andreas(the best)
Xbox 360
-saints row 1 and 2
-gears 1 and 2
-gta4 episodes(should've just been a gay biker gang. am I right?)
-skate 2
-mirror's edge
-halo 3
-deadly premonition(thanks Jim)
-smackdown vs raw(sounds like a porno)
-guitar hero 3
-those demos are the shit aren't they?

I have been reading this site for almost a decade and I've been leaving comments and posting things sporadically during my tenure. I just want to thank everybody for being so interesting, insightful, open minded, respectful and informative. I do my best to be the same. I truly respect what this site is, and all the people, and all of the hard work behind it. I am honored to be a part of it and I really do feel at home here.