Hello Destructoid!!! I spent the vast majority of my weekend watching a "live" stream of Coachella. It's a music festival that takes place somewhere in California, and a rather good one in fact. It turned out to be so good that I actu...

I Read This. I don't know much about redheadpeak. (Teacher. Gamer. Geek)  All I really know is that I see his avatar floating around this site "saying clever shit". He seems like a cool dude. Now, the reason I bring him up is that...

Yo! Invader Zim is getting a new comic in July. I'm so happy, I could failblog! http://onipress.tumblr.com/post/111592169667/its-official-oni-press-is-partnering-with I once met this kid in highschool. He was a quiet kid, always drawin...

My Happy Place: A Hope for Humanity.   It all started in Canada. At first only one person was Happy. Then, two. Three's a Happy crowd. It makes me sick just thinking about it. They had no idea. Nobody did... How could they know th...

What's up, every body!    Guys, I've come to a realization... I'm a complete sadsack. That has to be the reason that nobody loves me. See? That last sentence. That's exactly what I'm talking about.    See, I'm unemp...

What is a status update? Is it a misspelled joke? Perhaps it is some song lyrics, lovingly copied and pasted on to your "wall", with no context or even a corresponding video? Or, is it just somebody taking a selfie while making out wit...

What have I done?   Hello Destructoid. I've been away for awhile...4 years. Too long, indeed...     For the past seven years I have remained in this hell hole of a city doing my best to provide top notch customer service...

Hey gang! It's everybody's favorite "dude I see on this site ocassionally", CrazEboy7!!! Why so many exclamation marks you ask? Well after two months of waiting and wondering, I have finally gotten my Destructoid "Chill Bros" Shirt. And, ...

Usually when I am really excited for a movie, I'm willing to give the video game a shot. I'll see the movie and I'll still be lost in that world for a few days. I want more. And, that where usually where video game tie-ins come in. Now,...

I play games to get away from judgment. People are always judging. People are always hating. But, I'm not a rapper and such things aren't very useful to me. I play games whenever I feel the need to shake of such criticisms or at least toss ...

I don't like Super Meat Boy. There I said it. Well, that actually might be an exaggeration. See, my opinion of that game is fully dependent on how well I am doing in the game. There are sometimes that I play it very well and love it. But, ...

For this blog, I think I'm gonna start hard negative and then bring back the funk with some smooth positivity. I hate upgrading stuff in video games! I was this close to writing that in all caps. I almost busted a nerve trying to control ...

I was recently reading through the Weekend Destructainment. There are, as usual, a bunch of interesting videos to browse through. Now, there was one video in particular video about a running game. I watched and laughed as a possibly drunk...

In life, we gain memories from our experiences. They are usually locked in a room in our head and only we have the key. In fact, it's kind of like we have a big-ass janitor ring of keys and we can't seem to find the one that opens the door,...

[Parody] I got word today that Spike is partnering with a few videogame devs to release a "demo disk" ,of sorts, to coincide with next year's well respected Spike Video Game Awards. I got a statement from the spokesperson of this projec...

Grand Theft Auto is one of my favorite games of all time. It just did so many things right. There have been a lot of advancements in the genre since that game has been released. GTA4 made everything pretty; the animations and textures are a...

At the beginning of last month, it started appearing. Or, at least, I had begun to notice it. It was happening and, there was nothing I could do to stop it. Christmas was beginning its merciless assault. I got annoyed and I tried to pretend...

There are some games out there that are masterpieces. Beautiful games that in all their glory, leave very little to improve upon. That is not to say that they can't be made better...It's just that sometimes games are so good and so utterly ...

[This is just a improvised video game premise, basically. It just popped into my mind and it made me happy. So, I figured I'd share it.] Let's start this off by saying I'm a big fan of the MTV show. It's such stupid, pointless fun. And tha...

I'm a thinker. In my spare time, when I'm not working the sausage cart on Cocktease Beach, I'm always pondering. So in one of my longer brain sessions, I remembered the first game I bought for my 360. Gears of War. I even came up with a wis...

Hi, people! My name is Chris. I've been going by the gamertag CrazEboy7 on Xbox for awhile. I've been playing games since the Atari days. I was like 3 at the time. And, I'm 20 now. In three months turn 21 and I might die of alcohol poisonin...