Before the great exodus, I need to highlight this month's genesis games on the NSO because COR BLIMEY! Landstalker, Crusader of Centy, Ghouls'n Ghosts and Revenge of Shinobi all at once? You have to be kidding me!

Well, Cohost it is then! I've just made an account, I'll add you all ASAP. https://cohost.org/Clarknovalis

Real talk, guys: where's Red&Blue for the NSO? If they have to announce the DLCs for S/V, they can at least throw us a bone of retro-nostalgia. Do it Ninty!

Rumor has it that in the (unannounced) Nintendo direct they'll show a new 2D Mario and a remake of a SNES classic. I don't want to be hyped but oh boy if I'd like to believe that to be true.

Proof that AI art is definitely validated.

Who had the "new not Persona in the Xbox Showcase" on their bingo card? Definitely not me!

Qtoid fixed, send nudes

PlayStation showcase predictions - Clarknovalis edition: Final Fantasy Tactics remaster.

I think I've found a golden mine, guys.

Well AI sure loves 2000s and fires. Not sure about the beer tho

Man, Zelda leaking so soon is so fucking annoying. I've already been almost out of any social media, but this is the nail in the coffin. I even received a message on Whatsapp from people who usually don't give a fuck with screenshots and all. SHTAP

Ah, the memories. I remember when I still was excited for a new Final Fantasy.

PSA, rumours have leaked of a release on Game Pass of Shin megami tensei III nocturne HD + ports of SMTIV& Apocalypse and SMTV. Looks sketchy as hell but I'd be super down for a replay of SMTV with a decent resolution/frame rate!

Another new indie game just launched and on consoles, and Slimey spams qposts like there's no tomorrow

Badly pitched videogames time! I'll start with mine: a life sim of an ordinary teenager where you get to play every day of his school year, including doing exams and laundry. You sometimes battle monsters for a little time and then it's back to school.

Finally, a release date for Silksong

Jeez, only a Nintendo product could have the name of "Pokemon Go Plus +" WHY DO YOU DO THIS

Pokemon presents incoming, with classic music and crits teased! I know how silly it sounds, but I'd be excited to see Red/Blue/Yellow appear on the NSO. Moreso because it would mean that Ruby/Sapphire are next!

Thank you, YouTube algorithm

Update on the Octopath Traveler II steelbook preorder shaeningans with GameStop: turns out the product wasn't available anymore and now I'm offered a refund. This must be the first time ever I preorder anything from them and this is the result. Beautiful.

Well fuck me

And now, in celebration for Qtoid's great reopening, some other great news from around the web.

I know some of you degenerates will want this.

And now for something different. #Syphasunday (credits: JannetIncosplay)

Three minutes in the Octopath II demo and the games's already paying a lovely homage to Pokemon in one of the best ways I've seen. 10/10 already

My first gift to my baby gamer!!

Just a quick reminder that Psylocke flaunted a diaper in X-Men Apocalypse. Thank you for your attention.

Anyone using the Xbox elite controller 2? I'm eyeing the core because I don't really need the customization, but I'd like a better build quality and that looks positively improved from the bundled pad. I just don't know if it's €130 improved. Opinions?

Happy new year you filthy animals! I'm busy as hell as a fresh father but I'm still rocking into the new year with y'all! Much love <3 <3 <3

Current YouTube status: