I'm writing this, extremely exhausted after just having gotten in from a four day sixteen hundred mile drive to Long Island and back for a job interview.  I've been to New York but never had to drive through it, and after my gps d...

Unrelenting Optimism.  That’s how I approached this Avatar Tuner glaring at me as a teenager.  I had gone on an extended field trip, our Science Olympiad team had managed to qualify for state.  My teenage mind&rsqu...

I didn’t want to see that awesome Ramuh summon.  It was the faintest meow leaking from the box.  My experiment is forever tainted with a shred of hope.  Final Fantasy XV deserves to be treated, by going in blind. &...

Every time I turn on the most recent dosage of Hotline i’m left feeling jacked.  There is a testosterone release that cranks up the machismo, something akin to the first time watching 300 or Rambo.  Like a gym rat who j...

There has been some grief in the air over the recently announced DLC inclusion of Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees into Mortal Kombat X.  There seem to be three main camps, those annoyed with pre release dlc announcements on...

Spear Chucking Simulator 2015 After Volgar the Viking, Adult Swim Games proved they are out to publish the interesting and the inspired.  Oblitus for all its pratfalls definitely checks both those boxes.  Now if only the Harb...

It’s a bright and warm spring day you friendly hentai consumers.  Plug your audio device up and get ready for some poorly edited news content in bad joke form. Haha! What a ridiculous premise for a show, two white geek...

In Human nature we develop a social definition of what is common.  A Majority of the populace grows up in same race family units, featuring one man, one woman, and a 1-3 variable of their offspring.  Unless you’re ...

Warhammer 40k has always held a twinkle in my eye.  As a preteen, a school friend had invited me over for a slumber party.  His middle class parents had showered their only child in every toy he could  have ever wanted. ...

Cutscenes.  Which on paper sound like horrible additions to video games.  Games have one thing for them that no other art form can touch, Interactivity.  Cut scenes take out the strongest part of gaming and turn it into ...

THIS TIME WITH ACTUAL BLOG! Hey please watch the video so you can laugh before we discuss some stuff brought up in said video, that will only make partial sense if you just read and then watch the aforementioned video.  I’m ...

It's the best I can do. Destructoid used to have a pretty cool little news show. We went to school to learn how to run a news station. Now I pull wire, and Ian is a mechanic, and we're trying to prove we didn't waste those formatitive ...

(This started out as a reply to sonic429's blog, so go read and upvote him first. http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/sonic429/how-long-does-a-game-need-to-be-lengthgate-287970.phtml) I want you to think of your most favourite game. &nb...

Here's a game I can't make a video of because it is for phones and capture cards that work with hdmi mini ports are like fucking unicorns. Monster vs Sheep. A mobile game about hurling sheep into a monster's stomach to make him t...

Been a few weeks dtoiders, but I assure you i've been busy. Do you know anyone that went to a "make games" school? Not something legitimate like Digipen, or took a computer science major at a university.  I'm talking the for profi...

This isn't a top ten list.  Every single one of these shields is the coolest, most protective, blockiest best buckler it can be. A buckler is a small shield, here are some other cool words for shields. Note, dropping these words c...

Malon is my Waifu. Ocarina had a profound effect on me as a child. As a young boy I rarely spoke. My home life was rather turbulent and I was raised at the turn of the century. Blink182 was the fresh new thing, and public schools would...

  I once did a couple of favors for a wizard, and in addition to forcing me to go on a quest to destroy some jewelry, She gave me a crystal Pepsi that lets me see into the future of disastrous pop culture. I would like to share wi...

I wanted to try something a little different for this one, so here is a cobbled together video, rather than A grammatically poor set of paragraphs. Feel free to discuss anything about borderlands with me below.

My 3ds and Me. I travel alot for my job. I've had many professions, but none have put me on the road like my current one. In the last 90 days, I have been in 14 states, and slept in my van more than I care to admit. My 3ds gets to cudd...

 Looking at you Evolve. There has been alot of talk about DLC lately.  With so many companies screwing the pooch, I would like to help the industry get back on track, with genuinely good ideas for DLC. Rather than a slew of c...

LEAGURU OF LEGENDIA We're about to get mad learned up in here.     So Lets talk mobas for a second.  Mobile Online Battle Arenas are an evolution of the Real Time Strategy genre.  In modern culture they are used as ...

My Final day was today, at 4.34pm with gamestop I was finally "let go". �My two weeks notice had actually been on file for well over two months, with me consistently letting up the date to allow the store to re-balance itself for my leaving...

Let me set the mood. It's the late summer of two thousand and eight. �I am an unemployed, nineteen year old, Half ass attempting community college, logging my three hundredth hour into Final fantasy X on a borrowed system, because its the ...

The following article is meant in no way to be considered sexist. It is a perspective on a disturbing and usually untrue stereotype. IF you have a Vagina you are bad at Video Games Inevitably, if only by luck, the majority of the gaming p...

Far to looked over by the common shooter, i shall now debate the greatest punches in video game history. 10. Dead Space:The Isaac curb stomp. It isn't just the lethality of the magnetically driven boot connecting a necromorph to the c...